wonton

When you put one testicle in a girls vagina and one her bum hole and twist them around in a circular pattern.

I wonton'd ur mom last night in front of your little sister.

by Felipe Gonagia April 6, 2007

Wonton

A girl who is a lesbian, ugly, thinks shes hot shit, claims shes from the "Ghetto" And she will prolly try to kick your ass. She does NOT look good in a bikini!!!

She probably lives in a trailer park because she is complete trailer TRASH!
Wears the same pair of pants everyday, she really needs to buy some new ones.

Example 1:
Person 1: That weird butch keeps on talking to me on facebook..
Person 2: Don't mess with her, she is from the deep south of Chicago and will kick your ass. She's a Wonton.

Example 2: Omg she is such a Wonton!

by WontonSmith November 14, 2009

Wonton

A paradox of extreme and unlikely coinciding charachteristics.

"Wow, that jew has red hair, wears shades indoors, and rides a hog, what a wonton!"

by Jon Hsiehtraub April 20, 2003

wonton

used as a positive descriptor, similar to the slang uses of the words "dope", "fresh", "sick", or "awesomesauce", particularly, though not exclusively, in reference to music or music events

1. Man, that show last night was wonton

2. Yo, that new remix is wonton

3. That new Wu-Tang Clan album is mad wonton, son

by rule4080 August 19, 2012

Wonton

A very cool person. Especially one who has specific skills far above those of his peers.

That wonton guy is AMAZING at CS.

by James "Pool Shark" Lebido February 10, 2003

wonton

Wonton, slang for police commonly used by cats on East Capitol.

Yo nigga, stash the yay its Wonton.

by ThugJames August 1, 2005

Wonton

The act or process of being gheyed by a jew.

Damn I got wonton'd!

by Levi's Lover February 10, 2003