wompies

WOMM-PEEZ

on girls: little baby hairs around the edge of their ponytails that stick or curl out

My wompies are all over the place today.

I need some hairspray to deal with my wompies.

by snookisnooks May 19, 2011

Wet Wompy

The act of ejaculating into your hand after intercourse, rubbing the semen on your testicles, and prodceding to tea bag your partner.

Bob gave his mother a wet wompy last night

by Pwn-Star September 29, 2006

wompy jawed

a word meaning mis aligned or crooked.

a car has a bent wheel. friend "a" said to friend "b" yo dude look at that car, it got a wompy jawed wheel!

by yo'dude January 21, 2010

kompy wompy

Kompthanh's alter ego. Kompy Wompy is a battle hardened, street raised legendary criminal. He often refers to others he holds dear as 'Gangasaurus', or 'Gangie.' Kompy Wompy hails from the deepest depths of the trenches, in which he rules with an iron fist. Many have dared to cross Kompy Wompy, but none have survived to tell the tale. Some say even the mere mention of his name spells inevitable doom. He's also into men

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by bigassmfd March 10, 2022

Stompie Wompie

When some eats your hamburger then ejaculates in your stew, so you curb stomp them exactly 13 times while dancing with Mr. Pickles.

Jeffery: Yo what did you do to Mike after he ate your hamburger and ejaculated into it?

Tom: I gave him that Stompie Wompie so hard pickles came out his ears.

by Themanwhoshitshimself February 9, 2021

wompy machine

your dick

My wompy machine is 8 inches!

by blaise June 15, 2003

Wompy Bomp

A low budget form of musical entertainment performed with water bottles comtaining varying amounts of liquid. The bottles are either shaken, hit with a blunt object or slammed against furniture or people. Inspired by the popular performing group Stomp.

You actually payed to see Abby doing Wompy Bomp? You must be out of your mind.

by M. Payne January 16, 2008