wompty

Out of alignment, crooked. A derivative of catawampus

The picture frame looks awfully wompty, you sure it's straight?

by Pneumatic_Mnemonic January 6, 2013

Booty Wompler

An insult directed at someone who slaps booties around like it's nobody's business.

Matt Damon is SUCH a booty wompler.

by Frank Rosa June 23, 2010

womples

when a womans nipple is equal to or greater than half of her breast

Wow, I didn't realize Deb had such large womples until she took her shirt off last night.

by Ryan58 April 6, 2006

Wompy

A odd or off shaped object.

That football is shaped all wompy

by WhiteBoy1117 April 30, 2016

Wompletoph

Type of johnson brat worst slapped across the skin of another person or being.

Stacey I went home last night and woody slapped me with the wompletoph

by Alcohalin' ass November 8, 2017

womplain

A portmanteau of woman and complain. Unlike traditional complaining, when one womplains, the objective is not to state a specific grievance as much as it is to make the listener aware that one is feeling lousy about a situation or generally unsatisfied with the other person. It is not possible to defuse the situation until the speaker has stated everything they believe to be wrong about the topic they are womplaining about.

Common attributes include bringing up the past, accusations of not being understood, and refusal to elaborate when requested. Topics are usually ones which can be - and perhaps have been - discussed during normal conversation, but whose previous outcome was not satisfactory to the womplainer.

Not to be confused with an argument, in which both parties are permitted to state grievances and offer counterarguments.

As soon as I got home last night my wife started womplaining about me getting home late.

Womplainer: You never take me anywhere nice.
Target: I had no idea, you've never said anything.
Womplainer: Don't interrupt! Let me finish womplaining!

by KyleTown May 29, 2018

Wompling

The art of avoiding answering the question by spewing large amounts of verbal diarrhea

I see the Liberal member of parliament is 'wompling' on, in an effort to deflect from the obvious corruption engulfing his colleague.

by 1percentburn October 12, 2020