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David Wolfe

A raw food scam artist who says mushrooms are from space and sells bullshit products, alternative medicines, and what he claims to be facts. He claims to be a guru but it nothing more than a liar and a cunt who plagiarized most of his work and hates Carl Sagan for having proofs to back up his claims.
ACTUAL DAVID WOLFE QUOTES

"Chocolate lines up planetarily with the sun."
"Deer eaters have a different consciousness than a cow eaters"
"...Ginsing lubricates that like eeeeeeeeerk."
"Activate genius."
"Don't use pillows."
"Don't go to the doctor of the dentist."
by SomeGuyFromBoston May 29, 2013
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Woofer

A big ol doggo.
What the fuck is woofer?

A big ol doggo.
by Bonanebade September 11, 2016
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Wolfenstein vodka

The cheapest, nastiest vodka that you can ever buy... just looking at the cheap plastic bottle and poorly designed labor will bring back memories of the last hangover that "The Wolf" brought on. Yet the wonderful price coaxes you into buying it anyway
Charley, let's go down to the Iraq Shack and get some liqour. I am low on cash, we will have to buy some Wolfenstein Vodka, the bitches won't even know the difference.
by Dave the blazer June 7, 2005
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Wolframmer

Term used to describe someone who utilizes the Wolfram computational search tool to find answers to questions.
He is such a Wolframmer

Amazing how much that Wolframmer knows

A Gaggle of Googlers admit to warming up to Wolframming
by EStarr(z) April 7, 2010
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Wolfette

The most amazing girl in the world, a girl that can laugh at you and with you. Goes by the name Migdalia or Dalia. Her kindness and sex appeal can be confused with being easy but she’s far from that. She has more self respect than Denzel Washington in “ training day”. If you ever get lucky enough to meet a wolfette, you better not ever let her go cause you are officially the luckiest man in the world. She will love you, fuck your brains out and be loyal to you and only you for ever. A wolfette is sweet, compassionate, sexy, gorgeous, and undeniably hilarious. A wolfette can be the best sister, friend, wife and mother. Never ever let go of her if your lucky enough to find one. Wolfette fan for life.
Wow I think I just met the best girl in the world, must be a wolfette.

Dude, have ever met a girl that is gorgeous with a amazing personality? Only once her name was wolfette.
by Tico wolf June 30, 2018
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I'd take the wolverines

Stems from the question "would you rather take on a grizzly bear or 30 wolverines?" for which most everyone says, the grizzly. This phrase though, describes something so feirce or frightening, when applied to this scenario, one would actually prefer to fight the wolverines instead.
"holy shit, Patrick Swayze in 'Road House' was fuckin tough."
"yeah dude, I'd take the wolverines"
by probably pete December 19, 2006
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ryan wolfe

The cute guy on CSI: Miami who replaced tim speedle in season three. He is played by Jonathan Togo.
"In that episode 'Nailed' when Ryan Wolfe got a nail shot near his eye, I thought he was gonna go blind and leave the show!"
by Babsy87 May 27, 2007
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