jizzcicle

The hanging dried up remains of semen resembling an icicle.
Jizzcicles are often found in public toilets, gloryholes, and stuck to the bottom side of a computer desk.

"Do you think he watches porn on this computer? Is that there a jizzcicle under the desk?" (Reference to teenage brother)
"That phonebooth was disgusting! There was jizzcicles on the handset!"

by Steven J Miller April 14, 2007

Jizzcicle

When a guy jizzes in a container and freezes it into popsicle form. Then the chick uses it as a dildo

i just used a jizzcicle it felt amazing!

by yellowducksaresexy August 29, 2011

Wifecicle

When your wife is cold, she turns into a wifecicle.

Honey, please turn up the thermostat - I'm turning into a wifecicle

by somethingmild October 19, 2010

Jizzcicle

When you ejaculate in very cold conditions (below 0) and your jizz freezes at the end of your penis creating the effect of an icicle made of jizz

My bitch sucked my cock in cold waether so i got a jizzcicle

by Da Bombaboon January 14, 2004

Whizzicle

Used to describe a foolish person running a horrible network of some sort or a ban-happy lunatic.

That guy is so whizzicle, he once G:Lined a user for saying something about another network.

by Wouldnt_You_Like_To_Know June 26, 2003

wizzicked

similar to the definition of wicked. but way cooler!!

Steve: "hey there's gonna be a party at my house on saturday"

Bob: "wizzicked!"

by ch-l-c October 5, 2008