Wizard Sleeve

When I female's private region has been so badly abused, it hangs limply like the sleeve of a wizard's robe.

Man, I heard that Jamie was with Big ol' Beverly last night.

He said when he got finished, her box was tore up like a creepy Wizard Sleeve!

by Shoeshine Boy March 7, 2010

Wizard Sleeve

Usually very slack and long

“Maaaaan she was a good ride but a bit slack, like a wizard sleeve”

by Dudewheresmyharley September 8, 2018

wizards-sleeve

an extra large and cavernous minge.

as he began to shag her he realised the entrance to her nunny was like a wizards sleeve.

by donkey snot August 15, 2003

Wizards Sleeve

When a ladies lower region has been hammered that much it has expanded and seems to have no end

"her snatch is like a wizards sleeze"

by Chuck Hernandez January 26, 2004

wizards sleeve

A baggy fanny (may have an echo). usually showing signs of age and wear,in to which your wand fits, easily, but is far from a magical experience.
# is akin to throwing a sausage down the Channel tunnel
# See bucket fanny

why that slag of mine has such a large wizards sleeve she cant fit the sagging mess of a minge skin and piss flap in her pants so it hangs and whistles when she walks, leaving a smell of decomposing fish downwind

by chap your lady October 25, 2003

wizard sleeves

Curiously large and therefore flappy, vagina lips.

"That bird last night was equipped with some monstrous wizard sleeves!"

Friend 1 - "What was her minge like?"
Mentally Scarred Friend - "Her pish flaps were huge!"
Friend 2 - "Wizard sleeves!"

by Gr8 October 28, 2007

wizard's sleeve

n. similie. A huge twat, akin to Gandalf's cloak in lord of the ring's, from which one could feasibly magically produce a rabbit, a deck of cards and make the empire state building dissapear. See also clown's pocket, welly top

"I nearly lost my head in her wizard's sleeve"

by Stouffer November 7, 2002