Bitchuation

The word bitchuation (a smoothly-put-together combination of "bitch" and "situation"), is usually used in a moment of inquiry. That is, when one man asks another what the status is on females that will be in attendance at a given event.

Harlan: Yo man what's our bitchuation for this evening?

John: Gotta couple'a dimes comin' along to the Mil to party!

Harlan: Hell yeah, that's what's up.

by harlangroll March 25, 2011

Bitchuation

Bitchuation- (bitch-u-A-shun) A male who appears to pms like a bitchy female and bitches and is dramatic. Also if u find yourself saying he is a real female or a vajay you could call that person "the Bitchuation"

" When he did not get his way today he caused a real bitchuation "

" Watch out here comes "The Bitchuation"

by Anita Nubaws February 16, 2010

fitchuation

An unspeakable sex act that involves depilatory cream, an enema bag, and a personal grudge.

Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino's popularity from Jersey Shore inspired Abercrombie and Fitch to create a t-shirt that said "The Fitchuation" on it, thus giving us the perfect name for something we have heretofore had to refer to as "you know... *that* thing."

Example: "Bro. breaks down sobbing"

by joeyfresh August 22, 2011

Switchuation

It’s when a situation gets switched.

The pillow switchuation is in dissary when you moved.

by Squaredeez December 15, 2017

bitchuation

A situation created by an individual for the sole purpose of being able to bitch about it later.

Betty was cooking for a dinner party and asked her husband to pick up a few last minute items at the grocery store. She did not provide a list for his reference even though she knew he would never remember everything, thus creating the perfect bitchuation.

by COMB July 20, 2008

Witchunting

Correct: The act of getting killed several times by a person / a group of persons on a videogame with mallicious intent.

Incorrect: The act of getting killed
once by a person / a group of persons on a videogame.

Correct usage:"Jeez, stop killing the same person 30 times, that's witchunting."

Incorrect usage:"REEEEEEEEEEEE YOU KILLED ME WITCHUNTER"

by var9001 January 25, 2019

Bitchuation

Situation in which your trying to figure out the girls to bring with you or to hang out with.

Hey we gotta figure out this bitchuation before we go to this party

by YTCD September 13, 2009