1. A take off whiskey dick, this party-centric term describes a member capable of penetrating solid walls and objects, including dry-wall and sheet steel. The catch is that only ghosts have them.
2. It can also describe a member exceptionally graceful in its ease of penetration, specifically those with foreskin intact.
2. It can also describe a member exceptionally graceful in its ease of penetration, specifically those with foreskin intact.
1. Caspar - Oh shit guys, I think I got wispy dick. My gf is gonna be so mad.
Karl - Who cares dude, you can put that shit into anything! Wispy dick rocks.
2. Kelli - Caspar's wispy dick is so full of pleasure!
Jenny - Of course girl, it's how nature intended! The glide mechanism provides for ample lubrication and easy access to the g-spot. It's an overall wispy sensation.
Karl - Who cares dude, you can put that shit into anything! Wispy dick rocks.
2. Kelli - Caspar's wispy dick is so full of pleasure!
Jenny - Of course girl, it's how nature intended! The glide mechanism provides for ample lubrication and easy access to the g-spot. It's an overall wispy sensation.
by Leonard Klaus January 8, 2009
Get the Wispy Dick mug.a hipster who has a light mustache due to either being unkempt, they find a mustache ironic, they're Parisian, or simply cannot grow a real mustache due to being ethnic. A person with wispy faglestache usually looks like they've been dirty sanchez-ed.
I spotted a Wispy Faglestache the other day at Starbucks.
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In the 1980's Larry Bird wore a wispy faglestache.
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by djparallax December 29, 2009
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“That girl from school let me see her wispy meadow”
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by MucusBuckMelon February 25, 2018
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Also, wispy bits pick up the sun when the girl is backlit and slow motioned and blonde with the sweater knit and the heaving...
Famous wispy: Dr Schwing, Medicine Woman
Also, wispy bits pick up the sun when the girl is backlit and slow motioned and blonde with the sweater knit and the heaving...
Famous wispy: Dr Schwing, Medicine Woman
by DrGroove_phd January 27, 2007
Get the wispy bits mug.code for “white trash.” Generally used by males fluent in the phonetic alphabet to describe a women.
Two males standing on a street corner scoping the babes might use the expression to categorize a potentially attractive women as “wispy tango” if she demonstrates any relevant signs of white trash such as tasteless tattoos, 80’s style attire or big hair.
by Skiprock January 22, 2007
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by DefNotBrodyB February 27, 2022
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1. a dick that's been jerked off so much and so often that it can no longer ejaculate during sex.
2. over training of the male reproductive system.
3. wisky is distilled from a beer. wiskydick is invoking the fact that both wisky, it's self, and wiskydick are a more potent version of their original nature. wisky through distillation wiskydick through way too much masturbation.
(note even though someone with wiskydick cannot ejaculate during sex they may still be extremely virile as they tend to produce precum more easily, which also contains sperm cells)
1. a dick that's been jerked off so much and so often that it can no longer ejaculate during sex.
2. over training of the male reproductive system.
3. wisky is distilled from a beer. wiskydick is invoking the fact that both wisky, it's self, and wiskydick are a more potent version of their original nature. wisky through distillation wiskydick through way too much masturbation.
(note even though someone with wiskydick cannot ejaculate during sex they may still be extremely virile as they tend to produce precum more easily, which also contains sperm cells)
wiskydick
1. my boyfriend rocks me all night long but he never cums in me.
2. girl, don't even worry about it. it takes me 30 minutes to an hour at 40mph to blow my load.
"note. all previous entries that speak of erectile dysfunction are just mean spirited nonsense and are actually confusing it with drunk dick."
1. my boyfriend rocks me all night long but he never cums in me.
2. girl, don't even worry about it. it takes me 30 minutes to an hour at 40mph to blow my load.
"note. all previous entries that speak of erectile dysfunction are just mean spirited nonsense and are actually confusing it with drunk dick."
by RepOmaN April 15, 2013
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