wishful drinking

Drinking alcohol...as if getting drunk will bring him/her back.

Sitting here throwing 'em back, thinking she'll come back, ain't nothing but wishful drinking! It's the reason she left you in the first place!

by talk2me-JCH2 March 1, 2023

Wishful grooming

When you landscape (or manscape) in hopes that someone will be seeing it.

I'm not sleeping with anyone right now, but I'm practicing wishful grooming just in case I meet someone unexpectedly. I want to be prepared.

by losgadh April 23, 2011

Wishful 6

An annoying girl who thinks she is God's gift to men and acts like she is an 8 or 9, when in fact she is just a 6.

Look at that ho, prancing around like she's an 8 or 9... she's just a wishful 6 bro.

by xXx_Death_xXx June 21, 2014

Wishful blinking

When you see your blackberry blinking with a message even though it's not, giving you the illusion that you actually have friends who text/bbm you

Alex: Man, I'm really suffering from wishful blinking today

Sam: Dude, that sucks. No friends.

by acpswims25 September 21, 2011

wishful ass

Someone who hopes for the best, but realistically that shits not gonna happen.

Girl: “I hope Trevor likes me”
Boy: “shut your, IN LOVE, wishful ass up.

by Sip Sip!!! April 22, 2018

wishful vibrating

when you thought your phone vibrated, but it didn't. occurs most often when you are hoping to get a call from that certain someone. this has replaced the 'checking the dial tone' maneuver.

debbie: did he call yet?

jenna: no, but, i swear, i felt my phone vibrate, like, ten times.

debbie: you were wishful vibrating.

jenna: i hate the bus.

by Miss Takin I. Dentity February 4, 2010

wistful wishful smile reposite

An insincere, sad attempt at smiling

An incredulous expression is less wistful than a wasted wistful wishful smile reposite.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010