in the midwest surrounded by lakes michigan and superior, minnesota, iowa, and illinois...but you should already know that unless youre 5 years old or mentally handicapped. sometimes unbearably hot summers, and always frigid cold winters, but i wouldnt have it any other way. you gotta have balls to live in Wisconsin. well all anybody knows, or thinks they know, about Wisconsin...is that we're beer drinking, cheese headed, dairy crazy, sons-a-bitches. thats actually all pretty true. but who's to say its a bad thing? Im sure most people who put Wisconsin down have never even been here, cause its a great place. if you call it boring, its your fault because you dont know how to have fun. now theres nothing wrong with minnesota (except the vikings) or illinois (except the drivers) or any other state..so i think some folks should stop bashing Wisconsin, grow up a little but, maybe go say something good about your own state.
by connman August 8, 2006

The process of a woman who is facing you grabbing your dick by the tip and proceeding to bust a load all over her forearm.
by Firelegend235 August 29, 2020

the state with the best college campus ever: Madison
the place where the liquor flows like water, and we all drink it thusly. lightweights need not apply.
the cheese and brats are good, the beer is decent- read: drinkable.
milwaukee is okay, and i'm not even getting started on the packers issue.
like it or not, the state is very similar to illinois... cept all the cops up here have sticks up their asses when it comes to driving.
the place where the liquor flows like water, and we all drink it thusly. lightweights need not apply.
the cheese and brats are good, the beer is decent- read: drinkable.
milwaukee is okay, and i'm not even getting started on the packers issue.
like it or not, the state is very similar to illinois... cept all the cops up here have sticks up their asses when it comes to driving.
why is it that cops don't have a problem with college drinking... but as soon as someone goes 2 mph over the speed limit, they get nabbed with a ticket? go fig.
by mtc28 April 27, 2004

by Christy June 28, 2003

by drunkbuddy November 29, 2007

A Great place to live!! 4 distinct seasons!! Not too hot ans you can always put on another jacket if it gets cold! Great schools! Great fishing!! Not to crowded!
by cheesehead February 13, 2004
