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Winsy

A term used to describe a short man (most often about white, teenage boys) , who is about 5'8" tall, with abnormally big arms. "Arms" includes both the bicep and the tricep, but the front shoulder muscle is excluded in this context. A "winsy" is also an ectomorph, so the fact that a "winsy" has big arms may astonish many people. Except from the arms, a "winsy" has no other abnormally big muscles, although he is very strong for his light weight. Fully clothed, he may seem like a scrawny spit-fuck, but underneath are some pretty vast arms.

How this term came to life, is unknown. A commonly shared theory is that the Scandinavian "celeb" Frank R. Winsi all of a sudden started going to the gym, in order to get big. The only problem was, as previously mentioned, that F. Winsi was an ectomorph. Hence, he only gained mass to his arms. They got big, vast, enormous, huge, compared to his body size and height. He started on cheep russian steroids, and as a result, his body stopped producing testosteron on its own. In Scandinavia, its illegal with testosterone supplements, and therefore, F. Winsi became a girl. He lost all of his mass (it "transformed" into fat"). Frank then committed suicide.

With that being said, its important to remember that the story about F. Winsi is a myth. Nothing more, nothing less. But, that does not make the term "Winsy" less "real".

Words that basically mean the same: "Manlet" (short man with oversized muscles, like Mark Wahlberg in "Pain and Gain")
*At the gym*
Guido nr. 1: "Hey, dude, look at that winsy"

Guido nr. 2: "Haha, so short, but huge arms though!
Guido nr. 1: "Yeah, but does he have any shoulder mass?"
Guido nr. 2: "Lol, no, he oughta do some more shoulder press instead of them curls!"
by GeneralExtraStrong May 7, 2013
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Wispy Dick

1. A take off whiskey dick, this party-centric term describes a member capable of penetrating solid walls and objects, including dry-wall and sheet steel. The catch is that only ghosts have them.

2. It can also describe a member exceptionally graceful in its ease of penetration, specifically those with foreskin intact.
1. Caspar - Oh shit guys, I think I got wispy dick. My gf is gonna be so mad.
Karl - Who cares dude, you can put that shit into anything! Wispy dick rocks.

2. Kelli - Caspar's wispy dick is so full of pleasure!
Jenny - Of course girl, it's how nature intended! The glide mechanism provides for ample lubrication and easy access to the g-spot. It's an overall wispy sensation.
by Leonard Klaus January 8, 2009
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wippy dippy

The act of wipping it out and dipping it in. Most commonly used in a sexual refference. Also known as a quicky in northern vernacular
Kurt: Hey where did you take off to last night?
Mark: I had to give that Cougar the Wippy Dippy.
by Bobberman August 23, 2007
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Wipster

(n). A wannabe hipster. Someone who longs to embody that off-beat and alternative style of a hipster, but does not quite pull it off.

(adj.) Used to describe something a wipster might say, wear, do, or involve themselves in.
That person listens to underrated bands that are really overrated because they want to a hipster, what a wipster.

Did you get that shirt at Urban? It is so wipster.
by largemargeincharge January 7, 2010
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Wipster

A combination between a wigger and hipster. The term was created by Sam Hyde in his 2070 Paradigm shift Ted Talk.
Person 1: I can’t tell if Chris is an eboy or wipster, what do you think?

Person 2: He’s a wipster eboys don’t get that many tattoos.
by Jason Thunderberker May 28, 2019
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Wips

In the hierarchy of simping, a Wips is at the absolute pinnacle.

There is no plural form of the word 'Wips' as it can only be applied to one person at a time. There can never be multiple iterations of a Wips in the world at the same time as their mere presence would likely result in a catastrophic extinction event.

We do not know if multiple Wipses (please excuse my incorrect wording) were responsible for other mass extinction events throughout history, such as the Triassic or Jurassic extinctions, but what we do know for certain is that the world simply cannot handle the presence of more than one Wips at a time. Unfortunately, based on empirical evidence it is very likely that a Wips walks among us today, as the emergence of a Wips usually occurs every 65 million years or so.

Identifying a Wips is not very difficult. Usually a Wips will gravitate towards any female they can find and obey their every whim absolutely, even if it means sacrificing their closest friends and family to do so. Wipses (again please forgive my incorrect grammar) have been known to steal Minecraft builds and pass them off as their own to impress females, with great determent to the boys.

Once a Wips comes into the world the only way they can be vanquished is via utter social rejection. There is no cure for a Wips, and under no circumstances should you befriend, trust, embolden or validate them in anyway. You cannot fix something that thinks it is not broken.
It's a Wips - run!

Wait no! Don't! We must deal with this creature now before it gets out of hand.

How?

Ignore it! Its life force is tethered to the clout of others... it feeds off of it like a parasite, we must stand our ground and ignore this beast!
by Projacti January 11, 2022
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whipsy

cool, sweet, great adjective for anything worth mentioning
Check out my whipsy pirate outfit!!!
by PF Jack January 4, 2008
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