A porn moustache, typically grown by hockey players, which is slightly thinner and less full than normal.
by Dr. Chauch October 13, 2009
Get the Dirty Wintoniak mug.The art of saying Winston, after someone responds to their name being called. Originates from American veteran and National hero Jack Winston. One can negate being "Winstoned" by loudly shouting "DURR".
Aidan: "Winstoning Donnie is so easy, he falls for it every single time.
Kit: "Yea, this girl in my class is so bad bro"
Kit: "Yea, this girl in my class is so bad bro"
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The shameful act of standing on Whitstable harbour, giving yourself a reach around to erect the old rogering tool then dunking your corey in some curry sauce and then scream seagull noises so the birds fly down and peck your little pecker off (you get 1 point for every person who looks, 2 points for spastics and 3 points for the feds)
Roger done too many Gary’s last night and tanged a ‘Whitstonian Wank’ in front of like 20 kids last night, he got nicked for animal cruelty and indecent exposure to underage kids.
by Z Noodle April 6, 2021
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by PlushtimeTV June 24, 2022
Get the Winstonbonnet mug.is such a great person to be with. but when he gets comfortable with u"OMG" he will be like super annoying and try to get yr attention. he thinks he is a good detective kinda guy(just support him).
he is such a winstonsons
by winstonjr February 18, 2023
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Cassidy: how’ve ya been buddy
Torbjorn: I was bored as fuck and wintoning myself now I can barely walk
Torbjorn: I was bored as fuck and wintoning myself now I can barely walk
by anonymous February 23, 2023
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Oh No Don't press the Button AAAHHHH Wiartonian a language that will save the world
by Optimal BArseneau July 22, 2023
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