windscreen wiper

licking semen off your cheeks

“that guy is a total windscreen wiper”

by Aaron Connolly July 28, 2023

Windscreen wiper

The act of cumming on someone's glasses, then proceeding to wipe it off with your cock.

Hey baby girl would you like a windscreen wiper.

by unregisteredsexoffender December 17, 2024

Windscreen Face

An Insult Guided directly towards people who wear glasses

<Hey Windscreen Face)
(I Told you I am not A Windscreen Wiper Face>
<Then what are those on your face?)
(THEY'RE GLASSES!>
<Nerd!)
(*frustration*>

by Urban Non-Fictionary March 18, 2026