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Windscribe

A VPN company with a CEO that has a Tesla and a dog named Snoop
Wow! Windscribe is so much faster than NordVPN! I can't believe I've been using NordVPN all my life! Hmmm... Why does Tom Spark say it's average?
by https6969 December 6, 2020
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essex windscreen wiper

Whilst copulating with a bespectacled young woman, tell her you are about to cum on her face, at which point, to her dismay you pull out and unleash a stream of warm urine on to her face and after with the motion of a windscreen wiper, swipe your penis across her face.
Julia- so Sharon, how was your date with Dan?
Sharon- Awful, until he gave me the old Essex windscreen wiper
by EssexDave May 15, 2016
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windscreepers

Joe turned on his windscreepers in an effort to avoid getting a parking ticket
by Duncan Fisher June 18, 2006
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rusty windscreen wiper

n:fore-finger
Specifically when your taking a girl in the four-prone position and you slip a finger into her chocolate star fish, and then attempt to give her a rusty fish hook, missing and wiping her forehead with said finger
Man, becky was really pissing me off last night so I though Id show her with a rusty windscreen wiper
by Wickiwawa April 9, 2009
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shit on my windscreen

by jaqx0r December 11, 2010
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Dirty Windscreen

The act of shitting into a partner or other participant's eyes, meaning they cannot see.
Dan pissed me off last night so i gave him a dirty windscreen just as he woke up
by googleberg January 28, 2009
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windscreen

Windscreen is a British word for screening the wind on televition.
The windscreen is on Channel 5 News, showing postman pat's mail getting blown away :O
by horeandre September 11, 2017
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