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essex windscreen wiper
Whilst copulating with a bespectacled young woman, tell her you are about to cum on her face, at which point, to her dismay you pull out and unleash a stream of warm urine on to her face and after with the motion of a windscreen wiper, swipe your penis across her face.
Julia- so Sharon, how was your date with Dan?
Sharon- Awful, until he gave me the old Essex windscreen wiper
Sharon- Awful, until he gave me the old Essex windscreen wiper
essex windscreen wiper by EssexDave May 15, 2016
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windscreepers
windscreepers by Duncan Fisher June 18, 2006
rusty windscreen wiper
n:fore-finger
Specifically when your taking a girl in the four-prone position and you slip a finger into her chocolate star fish, and then attempt to give her a rusty fish hook, missing and wiping her forehead with said finger
Specifically when your taking a girl in the four-prone position and you slip a finger into her chocolate star fish, and then attempt to give her a rusty fish hook, missing and wiping her forehead with said finger
Man, becky was really pissing me off last night so I though Id show her with a rusty windscreen wiper
rusty windscreen wiper by Wickiwawa April 9, 2009
shit on my windscreen
shit on my windscreen by jaqx0r December 11, 2010
Dirty Windscreen
Dirty Windscreen by googleberg January 28, 2009
windscreen
windscreen by horeandre September 11, 2017
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