Windscribe

A VPN company with a CEO that has a Tesla and a dog named Snoop

Wow! Windscribe is so much faster than NordVPN! I can't believe I've been using NordVPN all my life! Hmmm... Why does Tom Spark say it's average?

Windscribe by https6969 December 6, 2020

essex windscreen wiper 

Whilst copulating with a bespectacled young woman, tell her you are about to cum on her face, at which point, to her dismay you pull out and unleash a stream of warm urine on to her face and after with the motion of a windscreen wiper, swipe your penis across her face.

Julia- so Sharon, how was your date with Dan?
Sharon- Awful, until he gave me the old Essex windscreen wiper

essex windscreen wiper by EssexDave May 15, 2016

windscreepers 

abrev. Windscreen wipers.

Joe turned on his windscreepers in an effort to avoid getting a parking ticket

windscreepers by Duncan Fisher June 18, 2006

rusty windscreen wiper 

n:fore-finger
Specifically when your taking a girl in the four-prone position and you slip a finger into her chocolate star fish, and then attempt to give her a rusty fish hook, missing and wiping her forehead with said finger

Man, becky was really pissing me off last night so I though Id show her with a rusty windscreen wiper

rusty windscreen wiper by Wickiwawa April 9, 2009

shit on my windscreen 

A statement of joy.

Shit on my windscreen that's awesome.

shit on my windscreen by jaqx0r December 11, 2010

Dirty Windscreen 

The act of shitting into a partner or other participant's eyes, meaning they cannot see.

Dan pissed me off last night so i gave him a dirty windscreen just as he woke up

Dirty Windscreen by googleberg January 28, 2009

windscreen 

Windscreen is a British word for screening the wind on televition.

The windscreen is on Channel 5 News, showing postman pat's mail getting blown away :O

windscreen by horeandre September 11, 2017