Salisbury wiltshire

SalisburyWiltshire is a city in the south west of England and is one of the most dangerous cities in the country. It has been voted the capital of gun crime and street violence in the UK due to local bands like the ‘ Trap Door Nasties’. The band will usually rap about the true life, hardship and the crimes in Salisbury Wiltshire which gave them a fan base of more than 28likes on facebook. The ‘Trap door nasties’ formed after a multitude of stabbings and drive by shootings occurred in Bishops Wordsworth (the local grammar school).
Salisbury is a city with a population of more than 2 million Indians and Polish which results in the city centre it having more curry houses,shit drug dealers and smelly prostitutes per square kilometre (k m-2) in the world. Every summer the population doubles as all Polish take extended holidays in Salisbury and they somehow set up shops like ‘Barvish ,Snip , chick-o-land and Charlies Store’
Salisbury is not just famous for their musical talents, but also their famous for their comedy acts. ‘I met nature’ Started as a ‘Grimecore’ band under the name of bleeding cunt , however they turned to a comedy act which can seen every night at british legion as no one would give them a record deal. Brook Laing is the local Wolverine in the mosh pits, and has a forehead brimming with musical talent. He is currently lead vocalist for the band ‘past is PROLAPSE’ Other bands include bury the betrayer who labels themselves as pop punk and is similar to McFly.

Do you want to go to a gig tonight seeing as there's so many venues in salisbury wiltshire?"

I would but only Dakota skyline and I met nature are playing tonight:(

Local band ‘bury the betrayer’ put the BURY in to salisBURY wiltshire

I love salisbury wiltshire

by archbishop of banterbury2 April 7, 2011

Salisbury Wiltshire

A city in the south of England, it is like the South Central of Wiltshire, with daily shoot-outs and people selling crack cocaine on every corner. The main cause of this is the asian community in the Bemerton Heath suburb, which is approximatly 1 mile west of the city centre. There is also the are known as the Friary which is located in the city centre and has gained infamy for the amount of Gypsy's with ten-bedroom caravans selling Marijuana they grew in a windowbox.

The City Centre is best avoided on a tuesday and saturday due to the farmers market (below), mainly because on these days, the whole city centre is overrun by coffin dodgers and the senile, who decide to walk into every other person they see then collapse in a heap.

Apart from the above, Salisbury is a relativly attractive tourist village with a traditional farmers market selling overpriced, overrated and overthehill vegetables and a cathedral that has the tallest spire in europe and was built by eastern-europeans in 2005.

BadMan1 "Lets go score some rocks from the Filipinos in the Heath"
BadMan2 "nah blud they charge too much, jst get a korma insted
BadMan1 "Its lucky we live in Salisbury Wiltshire"
BadMan 2 "brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrratttt TING"

by omfgroflcopterkthnxbye January 15, 2011

Frank Wiltshire

Often categorized as Gilky this is specimen beyond all belief as he battles with cluelessness and a harsh allergy to Milk known as lactose intolerance

Frank Wiltshire, Ran into a wall because he forgot bricks were solid.

by Munchfu February 14, 2023

ryan wiltshire

Ryan wiltshire is someone who just eats chips in his mic and annoys everyone

You eat chips louder then Ryan wiltshire in the mic

by Quefff January 9, 2019

Daquan Wiltshire

A streamer and comedian who speaks exactly what he thinks….a Gemini who does not agree with zodiacs, the greatest anime reviews you will find on the internet will come from Daquan Wiltshire, DSG 4 LIFE, Loves GILF’s will hit your granny so beware

I want to be a legendary streamer like Daquan Wiltshire

by BaltimoresF1nest May 11, 2022

WILSHIRED

WHEN YOU AND A GIRL LIKE EACH OTHER AND YOU KNOW IT IN HER VIBE AND HOW SHE RANDOMLY STARES AT YOU IN A ROOM OF PEOPLE. BUT SHE PICKS HER BOYFRIEND INSTEAD OF BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU. DERIVED FROM TYLER THE CREATOR’S SONG “WILSHIRE” WHERE HE EXPRIENCES THE SAME BS.

dude, Jay and Anna were about to be a couple, but he got WILSHIRED and Anna chose her boyfriend over him.

by BLUEJAY264 June 29, 2022

Brett Wilshire

A very huge kid with small hands, he's full of rage and hates anyone that's of another race, even though he is of mixed races. He pretends to do P-90X and instead hops himself up on steroids. He usually takes twenty minute poops and doesn't really understand why he should wipe thoroughly. He doesn't believe in a God, but does believe in a God when he's in a sticky situation. He's been known to rape kittens and cuddle with them afterwards. One time in the mid-west, he mated with horses to try and create Minotaurs. He's the best friend you deny when others ask if you know him.

Man: "Hey, did you see that freak over there? He's such a Brett Wilshire."
Man 2: "Let's kick his ass!"

by Jackson Pallock March 5, 2011