lord willard

Coolest muther father on the planet

OMG look at that dude style, just like a mofo lord willard.

by therapingbaptist July 13, 2018

willarding

The act of putting 15 or more goldfish in one's mouth at a time.

Look at that guy over there he is sure willarding.

Yeah look at him.

by lksajdhfja March 27, 2012

Willard

Someone who is silly, weird and endearing.

You're such a willard.

by NextWorldAngel December 5, 2019

flying willards

A rage enhancing substance, sometimes used for angry masturbation.

If one is taking a course in Anger Management, please, refrain from the use of Flying Willards.

<"You may not use rage enhancing substances, such as caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, crack cocaine, slippy-flippy's, jelly stingers, trick sticks, bing bangs or flying willards. Also, if you are unable to stop masterbating please, do so without the use of any pornographic images depicting quote, unquote 'angry sex.' That having been said, I'm a pretty good guy and I think you'll be pleasantly surprised how much fun we can have together.">
<"Without slippy-flippy's or angry masterbating, I don't see how that's possible.">

by MeBeGreen April 29, 2008

Fred Willard

The act of masturbating. Or, the act of masturbating in a public place. Made famous recently by actor Fred Willard who was arrested for allegedly jerking off in the Tiki porn theater in Los Angeles.

"Dude, after waking up from that wet dream, I was so fired up I had to pull a Fred Willard"

by Axes to Grind July 24, 2012

Emma Willard School

Emma Willard school is a private boarding and day school in Troy, NY. Over 50% of the students there identify as LGBTQ+ and the other ones live alone, devoid of contact from boys (Other than a terrible selection from salisbury school ) Often referred to as a “nunnery”, Emma Willard schools best attribute is having a better campus than Westover, who’s girls steal all of the Salisbury boys. People used to be cool and grow weed in the basement but now we all live in fear of the CRC (conduct review committee).

I would go to Emma Willard School, but want a life.

by DontCRC.com January 31, 2019

Willard

Super Sexy and He might be scary looking but if he lets you inside his wall of protection he’s the Sweetest,smartest, most selfless, romantic, protective, Seductive, best man I’ve ever been blessed to call mine! I thank our God for him everyday!

My Willard is the Sexiest Man I’ve ever seen in the whole wide world!

by Lilyloca December 30, 2022