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Willy Wonka Style 

When you sleep with head next to feet, like the grandparents did in willy wonka. Great for that person you don't quite want to spoon.
He wasn't hot so I would only let him spoon willy wonka style with me.
Willy Wonka Style by Luke W January 22, 2006

willy wonka special 

I tell her bitch be gentle I'm trying to get the willy wonka special

Willy Wonka Squirt Machine 

When you give a girl 12 ounces of horse laxatives and proceed to fuck her anally while a bursting stream of doo-doo water squirts out her ass at the speed of sound. (Usually lasting a couple hours)
Example: Yo I turned Sarah into a Willy Wonka Squirt Machine last night and now our walls are 5 shades darker.

Willy Wonka special 

When u set up midgets to have an orgy with your friend
Chancellon: Yo did u hear what j’quellin did to me
Bonqueque: nah what?

Chancellon: he sent me a Willy Wonka special
Bonqueque: Damnnnnnn

boat scene from willy wonka 

the scariest fucking thing i have ever seen in my life
oh my god dude the boat scene from willy wonka is more terrifying than skydiving how did that make it into a kids movie

wonka-willy-tickle-somewhere-called-Jarkata 

The act of wonking and willying, all with the actshun and fun of tickling a place known as Jarkarta.
See Jarkarta if you're unsure of what Jarkata is (it's a place)
Man, I just WISH I could wonka-willy-tickle-somewhere-called-Jarkata, a place somewhere on Earth!
-Fictional character named Bob