Willy wanker

Willy wanker is willy wonkers retarded and autistic inbred brother he is most known for being one of bill Cosbys victim and he fucked a tub of lard

Willy wanker

by Niglet GOD June 15, 2017

Willy Wanker

Someone who attempts to do as good a job of playing Willy Wonka as Gene Wilder did, but fails miserably and looks like a queer as always.

Johnny Depp - Willy Wanker

by ChrisEarlson January 14, 2008

Willy Wanker

A small guy with pubes longer than his dick

Guy1: My friends call me a willy wanker
Guy 2: How come?
Guy 1: Since my pubes are so long, every time I beat my meat I just pull on my pubes...
Guy 2: HA....Willy Wanker...

by bigShmoke February 19, 2017

Willy Wanker

A portmanteau of Willy Wonka and Wanker, used for someone who eats absurd amounts of chocolate

Person 1:*eats a whole bag of M&M’s*
Person 2:You willy wanker, stop eating so much, go touch some grass

by Zingle Zimbabwean December 3, 2022

Willy wanker

A guy who is a faggot and disrespects girls often a sextist hates himself and try's to act cool. Has a small penis and is around 14 to 20

Girl 1Did you see Jake he is such a Willy wanker
Girl2 Ya he told me to go to the cafateria and make him a burger.

by Payne_Empire November 29, 2016

Willy Wanker

Wanking inside everything except women because your too fuckin' stupid. The name also came from a pissed off parent at a shitty event/scam at Glasgow, UK.

I am Willy Wanker motherfuckers!

by blackgays69 December 2, 2025