William and Mary 

A place that, according to Steely Dan and many others, simply won't do.

Oh no, William and Mary won't do.

William and Mary by fully dressed lunch September 22, 2006

William and Mary 

A college. Not a university. The population of the campus challenges that of every other college in the nation. The students study all the time. The curves are small because of the 5,000 people who dwell in the library. They go swemming instead of swimming, reading instead of drinking, stress instead of sex, and mostly boring instead of risky. This is not the college experience, it is hell.

William and Mary is full of tools.

William and Mary by Chrinky October 11, 2005

William and Mary Triathlon 

A tradition at William and Mary in which students go streaking in the Sunken Gardens (the central quad), go swimming in the Crim Dell (an algae-filled pond), and jump over the wall of the Governor's Palace (a building in Colonial Williamsburg) at night. Truly daring students do all of this naked.

Johnny: Dude, I saw you and your girlfriend naked in the Sunken Gardens last night!
Eric: Yeah man, we were doing the William and Mary Triathlon! Right after that, we went skinny-dipping in the Crim Dell!

William and Mary Triathlon by naked streaker May 31, 2018

William and Mary cute 

When a girl who rates a 5 or 6 on the Hotness Scale is treated like an 8 or 9. Many such cases can be witnessed at the College of William and Mary

"See that girl? She's William and Mary cute."
"Yeah, I see what you mean. She's all right, but here, the best thing I've seen all day."

William and Mary cute by McLovin1693 April 6, 2010