wiilationship

the relationship one shares with HIS wii

marco: hey dose chistoph have a girlfriend?

jose: no he's hasn't the time, he's in a serious wiilationship.

marco:whats that mean?

jose: he's a loser

chistoph: you guys can't say that when i'm out of the room?

by christoph17 December 31, 2006

Wiilapse

Playing Wii or a Wii game so much that you go into almost a relapse state from being away from it. Usually caused by playing the game on a friends console, or one that you don't have accessible. Symptoms include raving on about the game you were playing and trying to convince people to get it. Or trying to convince your parents or yourself to spend the money and buy it.

After playing Paper Mario for three hours straight at Belle's house, Annika fell into a Wiilapse when she got home. That is, until she invited Belle over again to bring her console.

by AverageAnnika April 8, 2010

Wiimatch

Typically, an appeal to a person of a higher gamesmanship on the Wii, from a person who feels he or she has been cheated or otherwise dooped resulting in an unforseen and unfathomable outcome which is most unsettling to them.

Winner: haha you just got thoroughly handled. That is how you play wii tennis. Loser: that is some bullshit i demand a wiimatch.

by Hi..... March 14, 2009

wiimatoma

a protuberance beneath the skin, usually a mass of clotted blood, caused by damage to blood vessels during extreme wii play

"How many lumps do you want?"
"Aw, three or four."
Wham-wham-wham-wham!
"Wiimatoma!"

by Enward August 27, 2008

Wiilaxing

The state of unwinding at the end of a busy day by just heading home turning on the Wii and losing yourself in some great games.

Hey what are you up to tonight?

Not much, I think we are just heading home to do some wiilaxing. We just picked up some beer and Beatles Rockband. Pop over if you like.

by friedfarts November 5, 2009

whilating

When white people try to relate to people of color by making the conversation all about them. Usually done though adjacent examples that are kind of similar, but usually never quite relatable.

(pronounced Why-late-ing)

Bobby: "I hate that people are always staring at me when I am at the grocery store over on 3rd street (a predominantly white area)"
Karen: "Omg I know right, after I get my hair done, I always notice everybody staring, it makes me so uncomfortable"

Here Karen was whilating to Bobby, but she really is not able to relate to him at all in this situation since she is a white woman.

by Sammysam321 December 17, 2020

wiilal darawiish

wiilal darawiish refers to boys of the SSC-Khatumo community

they're wiilal darawiish

by Bobbystrurrew May 16, 2023