Wien

To cuddle with or fake sexual interest with a Wiener dog. The act of wiening includes strange noises and overly dramatic hand motions with the dog.

Theresa wiened with her wiener all day, making her boyfriends wiener jealous.

by MasterleeH June 22, 2011

Lay a Wien

The act of using ones wiener in sexual intercourse. Derived from the expression "I wouldn't lay a finger on (noun)", and its converse, "I would lay a finger on (noun)" The amount of "wien" to be laid can be expressed through the use of numbers, which represents the intensity of ones desire to lay a wien. (Note: When using numbers, the word "wien" is NOT pluralized to "wiens." It remains "wien." Also, fractional values as numbers are not acceptable.)

I'd totally lay a wien on that chick.

I wouldn't lay a wien on your girlfriend.

I'd lay 6,000 wien all over that.

by African Tinkler August 04, 2010

wiens in the hatch

meaningless/dumb

"oh man! wiens in the hatch!

by Sco Ro Moe November 08, 2003

Wiens-it-up

Attending a class with a teacher who can't stop moving.

Hey man you ready to Wiens-it-up with Mr. Smith?
Ya man, I'm ready!

by DefinitionMission October 03, 2012

Leila wiens

A very pretty person a great friend,and wife but you don’t want to get on her bad side

Person “she’s so fine”
Other person “she looks like a Leila wiens”

by February 27, 2022

penis wiening ass wang

it is a curvy lump on the wrist of your forearm.

the penis wiening ass wang goes up in a curvish angle then goes straight.

by headbanger20148 November 25, 2007

Garner Wiens

Hawt mf

ur mom garner wiens

by slay girlypops February 04, 2023