Boring, Uninteresting. Comes from the speculation that the Mars Volta's fifth album would be "a bunch of widows", "The Widow" being one of their hit singles.
by random name 98364 July 3, 2009
Get the A Bunch of Widows mug.During the World Cup, when men all over the UK sit and drink cheap lager in front of the TV with their mates, their girlfriends and wives hit the pubs, bars and clubs and get wankered to escape the stupidity.
"World Cup Widows" is a game played by guys smart enough to take advantage of this, with points being awarded for every time you drive one home in their penalty boxes. 1 point for fingering them, 2 points for a fuck in the toilet.
"World Cup Widows" is a game played by guys smart enough to take advantage of this, with points being awarded for every time you drive one home in their penalty boxes. 1 point for fingering them, 2 points for a fuck in the toilet.
Steve: "Hey Jake, you want to go and play World Cup Widows in town tonight? Smash some back doors in?"
Jake: "No you stupid cunt, I'm gay."
Jake: "No you stupid cunt, I'm gay."
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People who can't let go of Derek Shepherd from Grey's Anatomy. People who mourn him more than the actual widow of Derek Shepherd. These people can't let Meredith Grey move onto another man.
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A woman, usually with average sexual market value (SMV), who sleeps with a high sexual market value male , a/k/a the alpha male, who does not wish to have a long-term relationship with the woman. The woman views the alpha male as superior to most, if not all, of the other men pursuing her, and so the woman continues to lust after the alpha male she cannot have, sacrificing future long-term relationships with lower-SMV men, making her a "widow", in a sense, to the original alpha male.
Jane could never seem to get over her one true love, Rocco, even after she was married to John. Jane must be an alpha widow.
by Bolo919 December 2, 2017
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by MrWonka December 23, 2015
Get the Windows 9 mug.A woman (typically but not necessarily post-wall) who has been abandoned by an Alpha male. No matter how great her new man is, she will perceive him as failing to meet the standard of the alpha she was previously associated with. Due to hypergamy, a woman cannot date backwards, once she gets say, a male 8, she cannot date below a male 8 and be happy with him. If she does, she is just using said man for resources (Beta Bucks) and doesn't really love him. Essentially, a damaged woman accustomed to a tier of man she can no longer attract.
Karen was alpha widowed after a one-night-stand in college, and rejected all suitors that didn't live up to Chad. She is now old, single, lonely with 3 cats.
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