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Critical Whup-ass 

Critical Whup-ass is achieved when slurs and profanities become extremely offensive and unbearably barbaric. At this point, All Hades can and will break loose causing all with in it's radius of influence to become incredibly violent and begin attacking anything that moves in their field of view.
"If I hadn't of stepped in to stop Joe, Critical Whup-ass might of occurred."

Whup-ass Dynamics 

The theory of Whup-ass Dynamics:

Opening a Can of Whup-ass tends to increase overtime and it will increase in pain, injury, and destruction . If continued, whup ass will result in mass death and destruction. Whup ass also acts as an event horizon of whup ass.

It will draw in all negative emotions and energies towards the center of the point of whup ass. Once with in the field of influence (similar to the gravitational field of a black hole in space, but also like a heavy mass neutron star.) Hostilities will become more frequent. As Critical Whup-ass is achieved slurs, profanity, and violence will become extremely offensive and unbearably barbaric.

The effects will become stronger until others helplessly reach the point of no return. At this point the more people that fall into the "said" can of whup-ass will exponentially add to it's radius of influence.
Today in the school of hard knocks I learned about Whup-ass Dynamics. It's the theory of how and why whup-ass occurs and what would happen if one was to become involved with it.

open a can of whup ass 

a total beatdown that not only causes physical injury but total humiliation
last night i was at a college party

a lipstick lesbian opened a can of whup ass on a sorostitute

it was sweet

Legendary Whup-ass 

The annihilation of a country with only 100 super bad-asses taking on 100,000 to 1.5 million people in only 3 days time. Make no mistake about this. The wake of death and destruction would be so devastating that it would take many years for said country to rebuild. That's only if those left alive at that time are still sane enough to do so.
Legendary whup-ass should never be used in a sentence.

whup the bunny 

To whup the bunny is to really, truly, monumentally screw up. To screw the pooch.
I had everything worked out just fine for the party, and then Marjorie just had to come along and whup the bunny for everyone.
whup the bunny by Fearman March 4, 2008
A word used as an abbreviation of the phrase "what's up." It takes the first to letters in "whats" (-W and -H) the the letters in "up" (-U and -P) to form the word, whup.

Whup dog? Whup dude? Whup with you?
whup by The Lizard King027 June 25, 2006