Whoroscope

(noun) /hôr-ə-skōp/

A daily prediction of your sexual energy, powered by astrology, thirst, and zero actual science.

Example:
Gemini? Your whoroscope says “text your ex and hydrate.”

by CtrlAltDeLICK March 27, 2025

Whoreiscoping

The art of driving around with a buddy, smoking weed, and checking out girls.

Today, me and brett went whoreiscoping through campus.

by doffasaddy September 17, 2010

whorrorscope

A bitch that obsessed over everyone’s astrological sign. Someone that will get with you if they think your signs mesh well, also will read too far into basic human traits given out amongst each sign to make it look like they have skin because they’re a Capricorn or some dumb shit

“Can you believe Samantha sucked my dick last night cause I told her I’m an Aquarius! Love them whorrorscope thots”

by Noreligion February 10, 2022