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Feeling Whitney

Sad boy shit, in your feels, sad in general. Must be listening to feeling Whitney by post Malone.
by postmalonesleftnut February 27, 2021
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Whitney houston

very good singer/actress
strong
depressed
loved
oh your voice reminds me of Whitney Houston
-no one sings like that girl Whitney

i miss Whitney she was truly loved
by nippyin April 3, 2022
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Whitney

A damn fine and beautiful woman that you fall in love with right away, even if you don't believe in love at first sight.
She will, without a doubt, have the most amazing body ever. If you meet a Whitney that doesn't have an amazing body, that bitch changed her name.

A blast to be around, she's the kind of girl you wine and dine or just grab a burger simply because she rocks that damn hard. You can take her out for a night on the town with no spending limits and she'll accept it wonderfully or you can stay in and cook her dinner and she'll love it just as much, if not more. She'll make you laugh at stuff you've never even thought about, she'll blow your mind with how philosophical she can be, and then you'll be cracking up the next minute about how badly the person that just walked by was dressed.

Basically the perfect woman.

Take her home to the parents, take her out with the boys, take her anywhere, but make sure you're the one to take her down the isle if you love her.

Definitely a catch, if you get her, don't you dare let her go because someone will pick her up as soon as she wants another someone.

By no means may she ever be considered a slut, but she'll never run out of guys that want her.
Things to do with your Whitney if you're lucky enough to have one;
Cuddle.
Cuddle.
Cuddle some more.
Just hang out.
Be around her.
Enjoy her presence.
Worship her body.
Cherish every second you spend with her.

To summarize;
She is gorgeous, amazing, beautiful, a blast to be around, perfect and everything you(you being you reading this) don't deserve and if you get her, hold on tight.

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My girlfriend Whitney is DAMN amazing.
by A lucky ass guy December 3, 2010
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Whitney

The greatest person you will ever meet. A Whitney is kind, sweet, and caring. She will do anything for her friends. She has a heart of gold. You can tell her anything and she will give the best advice in the world. She would lay down her life for her best friends. She does anything she can to make someone smile when they are upset. A Whitney is one of the most awesome people you will ever meet. She extremly funny and does her own thing. She is completly and totaly accepting of who she is. Everyone needs a friend like Whitney.
How would we live without Whitney?
by Bailey Tucker October 17, 2012
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Whitney Wisconsin

A dirty white bitch who enjoys fucking dogs and has earned a name for herself on the internet as one of the dirtiest bitches if all time
Yo that bitch Whitney Wisconsin will fuck your dog raw
by Ew this dirty dog fucker October 10, 2016
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Whitfield Party

Parties that are typically held in the Midwest, they are heavily influenced by homemade speed and bath salts. Partygoers will search for the most depraved and taboo sexual acts they can find on the internet (this may be done while wearing ninja suits or kimonos). Usually, at some point, a person may become offended by a slight, real or imaginary, directed toward them by a person that may or may not exist. At this point, a sword is often brandished before disappearing into the night to burglarize cars and homes.
"Man, you missed a crazy Whitfield party last night! Dave thought he was being cussed out by somebody that wasn't even there, he pulled a sword and flipped out. He ran off into the night. Chris said he found him passed out on the toilet at his house trying to take a dump while wearing a ninja suit."
by JunkyMunky December 28, 2011
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Whitney

Whitney is the leader in the Johto region in Goldenrod City in Gold/Silver/Crystal and also counting the remakes ( HeartGold/Soulsilver ). Her team consists of Clefairy and Miltank, not to mention her team is fairly easy to defeat as long as you've got Fighting type Pokémon.
Whitney: WAAAAAH!

( Whitney after being defeated by the player )
by crasher 1998 November 10, 2020
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