Tighty whitie loser (n.) - An unlucky boy is caught wearing tighty whities. Tighty whities should only be worn by kids 12 years old or younger. If anyone is caught wearing tighty whities, they are given wedgies on a daily basis.
When I was in junior high, I was playing with my friends on the recess yard. My pants were really loose and eventually fell to the ground. Mostly everyone saw my tighty whities ard laughed. I was crying the whole day. I was so embarrassed. Then in High school, I was changing for PE and I was wearing tighty whities. Some older guys picked me up by my tighty whities and hung me in the locker room for everyone to see. Everyone laughed at me. Now I only wear boxers!
by Henry Sandoval August 29, 2005
Get the tighty whitie loser mug.Briefs (or tighty whities) that have been worn so much that they have lost elasticity in the waistband and fabric.
You know it's time to throw out your tighty whities when they become loosey whities.
Fun ways to dispose of loosey whities:
throw them over a fence and into someone's pool or jacuzzi;
leave them in someone's glove compartment;
put them in someone's desk at work or school;
throw them onto a powerline;
hang them from a tree branch or bush;
stuff them into someone's pillow case;
put them between the pages of a library book on a shelf;
superglue them onto a mirror in a public washroom;
hoist them onto a flagpole;
staple them onto a co-worker's cork board;
tape them onto a blackboard;
sneak them into an enemy's lunchbox;
place them into someone's shoes;
put them into someone's backpack when they're not looking;
tape them onto someone's locker;
stuff them into the keyhole of a lock so that the victim will have a hard time opening it;
clog a public toilet, sink, or water fountain with them;
leave them on a supermarket shelf;
shove them into someone's water bottle, thermos, or watercooler;
sneak them into a slurpee machine;
put them into someone's mailbox;
place them on top of someone's head while they're sleeping;
hang them from someone's car antenna or side mirror;
leave them in the middle of a hallway;
put them into someone's ipod or cellphone case;
deposit them in a post box;
clog an ATM's credit card intake with them;
leave them in the fridge or freezer of a stranger;
leave them under some watermelons at the grocery store;
stuff them into someone's cd player or dvd player;
donate them to goodwill.
Fun ways to dispose of loosey whities:
throw them over a fence and into someone's pool or jacuzzi;
leave them in someone's glove compartment;
put them in someone's desk at work or school;
throw them onto a powerline;
hang them from a tree branch or bush;
stuff them into someone's pillow case;
put them between the pages of a library book on a shelf;
superglue them onto a mirror in a public washroom;
hoist them onto a flagpole;
staple them onto a co-worker's cork board;
tape them onto a blackboard;
sneak them into an enemy's lunchbox;
place them into someone's shoes;
put them into someone's backpack when they're not looking;
tape them onto someone's locker;
stuff them into the keyhole of a lock so that the victim will have a hard time opening it;
clog a public toilet, sink, or water fountain with them;
leave them on a supermarket shelf;
shove them into someone's water bottle, thermos, or watercooler;
sneak them into a slurpee machine;
put them into someone's mailbox;
place them on top of someone's head while they're sleeping;
hang them from someone's car antenna or side mirror;
leave them in the middle of a hallway;
put them into someone's ipod or cellphone case;
deposit them in a post box;
clog an ATM's credit card intake with them;
leave them in the fridge or freezer of a stranger;
leave them under some watermelons at the grocery store;
stuff them into someone's cd player or dvd player;
donate them to goodwill.
by Undies Expert April 10, 2009
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A deadly gang from the streets of Potomac. The gang was founded in 2008 and has since doubled. The notorious street gang is known for all of its members being tight and white.
Bystander 1- "Man the crime rate in Potomac has increased from .8% to 1.1% in the past 3 years!"
Bystander 2- "Yea since the founding of The Tighty Whities, the streets of Potomac are no longer safe."
Bystander 2- "Yea since the founding of The Tighty Whities, the streets of Potomac are no longer safe."
by PotomacThug August 13, 2010
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by halfpie December 5, 2019
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Being so high that you're feeling like dying and loose colour to your face.
Being so high that you're feeling like dying and loose colour to your face.
"I smoked so much ganja last night that I began feeling the whities, I don't ever want to smoke again."
by ohhhbabyyy January 3, 2010
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Get the whitie mug.A synonym for briefs . They are underwear worn for there support purposes, antonym of boxers. The pros of tighty whities are support in gym class and hiding an erection. The disadvantages are that if you are pantsed then your penis will appear smaller, and that they might strangle your penis.
Because of incidents in which prison inmates trousers started to fall down, many teenagers believe baggy pants are cool. Because of that, it became the cool thing to wear boxers instead of old fashioned tighty whities.
Advice if you're going to High School and male. In order to make your life alot easier, wear boxer shorts.
Because of incidents in which prison inmates trousers started to fall down, many teenagers believe baggy pants are cool. Because of that, it became the cool thing to wear boxers instead of old fashioned tighty whities.
Advice if you're going to High School and male. In order to make your life alot easier, wear boxer shorts.
"Nice Tighty Whities, nerd!"
"... Tighty Whities are convenient and supportive"
"So? Boxers are loosy-goosy and cooler!"
"... Tighty Whities are convenient and supportive"
"So? Boxers are loosy-goosy and cooler!"
by Sheikeh June 1, 2007
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