smoking the white owl

Performing oral sex on a male, giving head, felatio

"You see them fags out in Frisco smoking the white owl?"

by Conan of Edinboro November 19, 2007

smoking the white owl

A slightly outdated term for being intubated in the medical profession. Endotracheal tubes used to be made of white opaque plastic like a white owl cigar tube.

That last case from yesterday is still smoking the white owl in the SICU.

by Bartow Snooks March 29, 2020

smokes the white owl

White owl cigars with the hole already in the tip look a lot like a penis, so smokes the white owl is a euphemism for fellitio.

Lennie Peterson smokes the white owl when he is not playing the bone.

by Ginger March 1, 2005

Smoker’s white hair

When someone with white hair smokes so many cigarettes that their hair changes color to a yellowish color.

Donald Trump has smoker’s white hair.

by Angelicron December 22, 2018

whitespoken

Adjective: to sound Caucasian when you are not, usually to someone's surprise.

When someone of non - white background sounds white and it catches you by surprise because you expected to hear them sound ethnic and you say, "wow, they're whitespoken".

by datshitfunny May 2, 2014

smokin trees while tokin trees

the art of playing disc golf while under the influence of ghanja. Usually leads to mass amounts of trees around the course to be hit by an astray disc. You can tell if a player around you is playing this way if:

1. 50% of disc golfers do anyways...good guess
2. If a player waits for you to pass despite the clear distance he has on you between holes.
3. He is looking for his disk *every hole*
4. If the player is really chill despite sucking ass on that particular day.
5. You smell it on him

That guy sucks ass. He's most likely smokin trees while tokin trees" "why else would you come out here?

by Stay thirsty my friends November 25, 2011