whine one one

The number you dial when calling a wahmbulance for someone that is whining.

"My girlfriend just broke up with me and my mom just died. I think I'm going to go stand in front of an oncoming train"
"Would you like me to call a wahmbulance? Dial whine one one?"

by Chris Stark April 23, 2006

mighty whitey one-bitey

The white castle hamburger, aka slider. There is a serious imbalance between the onion:meat ratio.

In this burger, there are too many onions and not enough meat.

by Zach G. January 17, 2004

mighty whitey one-bitey

A hamburger(?) from White Castle (flavor is enhanced by an evening of drinking prior to the meal). See slider.

I'm about to quickly ingest 10 Mighty Whitey One-bities! Burrrrrp!

by Dave Thomas August 26, 2003

national take-your-infant-daughter-to-work-while-you-desperately-try-to-hire-a-new-nanny-and-neither-one-of-you-has-slept-a-wink-day

bojack reference LMAO

"okay, nanny quits no sweat. it just so happens to be national take-your-infant-daughter-to-work-while-you-desperately-try-to-hire-a-new-nanny-and-neither-one-of-you-has-slept-a-wink-day"

by petethecatissoooocoool February 5, 2023

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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text

by bluetextman July 29, 2021

Hardened while softening a hard one

An idiom to refer to being fucked over, inspired by masturbating Pompeii victims.

Thought he'd secured the international pussy jackpot with 3 international girls but got owned brutally by those 3.

"Man...I did not even consider that they already knew each other! I was hardened while softening a hard one!"

by Shitisms July 4, 2017