White Noise

The proccess of cuming onto a drumset and then have someone play the drums (not knowing that you came on it) and the cum flies into their face.

I gave travis barker a white noise and got him very dissapointed.

by Jake1234312 January 19, 2008

White Noise

The reduction of hearing due to ejaculation into the aural cavity. This often occurs due to a lack of proper co-ordination during oral sex, or due to premature ejaculation. The penile discharge becomes trapped in the ear and can cause major damage to the ear drum if not quickly cleaned out.

Suzie was hearing 'white noise' after her boyfriend "missed the mark".

by stiastyles June 12, 2007

White Noise

The female equivalent to small dick energy.

Cares too much about what people think, always wants to be centre of attention, tries to brag about everything but people see right through it easily.

Gemma is white noise today

by Whitenoisegemma April 3, 2023

White Noise

Any sound that comes out of the mouths of white, conversation public figures that inherently contradicts itself because it lacks education, information, or any level of intelligence.

At then end of her interview on the Daily Show by Trevor Noah, lacking any adequate defense or commentary of her argument of her life views, Tomi Lahren began spouting out some white noise about Hilary Clinton because she's had nothing better to say.

by Dancerbwoi March 30, 2019

white noise

(Repeater Term) is a scientific term used to describe a spectrum of broad band noise generated in a receiver's detector and sampled to control the receiver's squelch. This term is often incorrectly used in repeater work to describe the sounds heard when the received transmission is noisy and hard to understand, usually attributed to a weak signal and the repeater receiver limiters are not engaged.

Many people do not understand the correct usage of 'white noise'

by IrishRepublicanArmy January 1, 2004

white noise

the noise picked up by radios or tvs when they are not focused on one channel

kinda sounds like (shshshshshshshshsh)

Radios often pick up white noise.

by a person using ud.com June 11, 2006

White noise

When you pour your heart out to someone who doesn't care.

I told him again and again how his actions hurt me, but all he ever hears is white noise.

by NotyourProp July 3, 2018