White-bread

adj./n.- A person that is so indoctrinated that they cannot function normally in an urban society. A person who holds true to the "cracker" stereotypical characteristics.
That guy is so White-bread, he doesn't even know what a bj is.
by White-bread April 14, 2009
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white bread

This term denotes the action of circle jerking around a piece of white bread. The last one to ejaculate onto the white bread must eat it.
"Wanna play white bread?" -Joe
"What's white bread?" - Jack
"Just play, you'll find out." - Joe
by AHC June 29, 2006
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white bread

"I'm out of white bread and George is coming tonight" - "My period is due and I need to purchase some tampons"
by Uncle Frank August 09, 2006
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Jamaican White Bread

Often a term used to describe someone who acts like a black person but is often from a predominantly white country - more specifically the middle class area, the term can also have a meaning to describe someone who is annoying or frustrating to be around and acknowledges this.
Kofi - *does something inherently stupid or annoying*
John "Stop acting like a Jamaican white bread"

Alternatively

Kofi - * Runs up on said person, confronting them in a disorderly manner*
John - "Stop that you Jamaican white bread"
by Kdawg2003 June 24, 2022
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white bread sex

plain, boring, basic sex. probably missionary. awkward and completely lacking any sex appeal, typically silent and zero eye contact.

like vanilla, but worse.
guy 1: cheated on my girl last night, wasn’t even worth it.

guy 2: damn, how bad could it have been?
guy 1: white bread sex.

guy 2: would have been better off busting your own nut :/
by aaliyahwitdafattie January 06, 2020
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white bread demon

A white bread demon is a demon in Geometry Dash that some may find overused, overplayed, and generic to complete.
"Are you going to beat The Nightmare?"
"Nah, it's a white bread demon."
by Heater1234 April 18, 2021
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white bread name

A name describing anyone of Aryan descent or of unnaturally pale skin.
Matthew Murphy has a white bread name.
by Immigrants in my vagina. January 20, 2011
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