Whiskey Tits 

Nursing mother gets drunk and has to pump and dump the next day.

The baby had to eat formula because mommy has whiskey tits.

Whiskey Tits by UniqueName# January 5, 2021

Tits and Whiskey 

Graphic version of "Sunshine and Rainbows." An exclamation of goodness.

"Life isn't always Tits and Whiskey. Sometimes you really have to buckle down."

Tits and Whiskey by SansPants84 February 21, 2010

whisker tits 

noun - a set of breasts on a woman that have light bristly hairs that surround the areola. Otherwise known as a nip o' clock shadow.

1: Hey look at those titties. I'd like to plant my face in those.
2: No way man, she's got whisker tits. You might choke on a hair.

whisker tits by THE MIGHTY STU October 30, 2007

Whisky Tits 

to breastfeed while drunk.

A couple shots of whisky tits always makes the baby sleep through the night.

Whisky Tits by blackoutc May 3, 2009