Cave whistler

A usually large lesbian that eats more pussy than 20 fat girls eat chocolate. They're known to sport big tattoos & wear men's muscle shirts

Check out that cave whistler over there. I bet she eats more pussy in a weekend than the four of us eat in a year.

by Cowboyone July 15, 2020

gay whistle

The high-pitched sound made by certain, generally more effeminate, gay men when pronouncing the letter 'S'. It is similar to a lisp, with the added component of a whistle produced by blowing air through the front teeth.

John: Oh, sweety, that guy across the bar is absolutely fabulousssssss...
Jason: No kidding, but back off on that gay whistle; I heard he's only into hard-core butch guys.

Sarah: I really like John. I'm thinking of asking him out.
Susan: Girl, are you crazy? Didn't you hear his gay whistle?

by WonderWorder May 13, 2011

Whistling up a pig’s ass

This expression was originally by Rednecks in the USA, but achieved wider recognition and usage due to combined operations between the US Army and British troops. It is used to describe something that is totally futile, a waste of time and effort and something you do not wish to do. By extension it can also be used to mean a person who is a waste of time and resources, someone with whom you do not wish to associate, that the world would be better off without and who is one of nature’s biggest mistakes, in short a complete and total Malcolm.

Malcolm has just fucked the system again, that waster is no more use than whistling up a pig’s ass.

by AKACroatalin March 13, 2019

whistle dog combo

When you cheap out and take a girl to A&W for a first date and still have sex with her later that night. Therefore, you got to have sex and have awesome fast food for under ten bucks.

"I had a whistle dog combo last night because I took Megan to A&W and fucked her in my car after"
"Too bad Megan is a right chubby chicken"

by JLB237 October 11, 2011

Whistleswitch

Take one thumb, stick it in your mouth. Then take your other and stick it in your ass. When I blow a whistle, switch thumbs.

Can girls play whistleswitch?
Fuck no. Now go play some whistleswitch, Austin.

by Redbrad February 9, 2012

Rick Whistled

When some jerk wanders by whistling Rick Astley and you are left with the song in your head.

Lady friend 1: What’s wrong? You look pissed!

Lady friend 2: I just got Rick Whistled.

Lady friend 1: Oh dear God.

by iBetty January 12, 2012

The Whistle Swinger

When you cheat on your wife with your radio co-host.

"Damn! I never thought this show would lead to us doing the whistle swinger!"

by Lofty888 June 3, 2020