Whiff

cum, jizz, semen.

“Sarah is such a slut, she said she just delights in having lots of whiff inside of her!”

by ratzie December 18, 2020

whiff

On Rocket League the fact that someone had missed the ball

Oh that was a bad whiff
Oh no, how mant whiffs i've seen already!!

by jostino September 20, 2019

Whiff

When you live with your girlfriend/wife and she gives you pussy so infrequently you’ll settle for a whiff of some pussy. The whiff consists of being able to have sex with her but her telling you to hurry up and make it quick.

I got a whiff last night but Kellie was watching YouTube videos while I was doing it to her.

by The Duke of Price Hill February 24, 2019

Crack whiff

When you gave your asshole a lil' scratch and bring your hands up to your face and give a lil' snort.

Douglas: Oi mate my asshole's itchy ima give it a lil scratch
Dan: You gonna give yourself a lil crack whiff
Douglas: Yes
*Gets fingers and scratches asshole tenderly and carefully and gives the fingers a smell*

by Conspiracy's Truth 91857560274 June 12, 2019

whiff and stiff

When you smoke weed and take a Viagra so you can get it up while you're high.

Dude, that really hot girl is coming over tonight. It's a good thing I did a whiff and stiff.

by Corey Dunn December 03, 2007

Duvet Whiff

When trumps are trapped inside and under the duvet and you can't help but waft the duvet at your mrs culminating in an unbearable backlash of trump.

Get in to bed love, waft, duvet whiff.

by Trumps Magee August 10, 2013

bell-whiff

an absolute beaut, who smells of dick cheese and has pits like baracus

Oi bell-whiff get the brews made

by SimonUK April 28, 2008