Whar doon

“Whar doon” is a shortcut for the phrase, “What are you doing” and acts as its slang replacement.

It’s mostly used in the form of a question, but doesn’t have to be.
Me: Hey, whar doon?
My sister: Drugs hbu?

Me: Whar doon tonight? Wanna catch a movie?
My sister: I’m bust tonight! Whar doon tomorrow?
Me: I don’t care whar doon tomorrow because I wanted to hang tonight.
by AngieCWmusic September 25, 2017
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the poop keeps it whar it is

An absurd response to any statement or declaration, particularly those which indicate some degree of pride or satisfaction.

First seen in the Family Circus parody site in which humorous captions are substituted for the normal ones; the cartoon was of Jeffy fishing and fantasizing about riding atop a giant fish that he had caught. The idea was apparently that the fish's poop was keeping it in place, and the "whar" was included to lend it a maritime flavor.
A: So Jessica and I went out Friday night, and we had the best time! First we went over to Jon's house, and--
B: The poop keeps it whar it is.
by Don Pratt February 03, 2004
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whar

Variant of "what" and used more often than "wzat".
originates from a typo i made a few seconds ago.
P1: I AM lE pwn zo r!!! z0Mg tyuor so BADD!!!!!!
P2: whar
by MR. PWNZ0R November 24, 2023
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Whar?

A word that is synonymous with and is spelt simmilar to, "What?" but pronounced as /hə/. This word is a perfect way to annoy your friends.
Person 1: I need help really quick whats the capitol of New Jersey

Person 2: Whar?

Person 1: What's the capitol of New Jersey

Person 2: Whar?

Person 1: WHAT IS THE CAPITOL OF NEW JERSEY!

Person 2: Whar?
by Gyro439 January 18, 2024
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Whar

An exclamation of both shock and disappointment- Most commonly used in conversation when another person says something absolutely FOUL.
Person A - Dude my wifey has nice thighs
Person B -okay, good, go stuff your face in them so you can shut the hell up
Person A - Whar??
by Snonc July 01, 2023
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Whar

A simple yet more peaceful way to say War,

It defines a "peaceful yet hate-felt war", where one is not allowed to use actual weapons, instead is used in a peaceful way of words, and may be allowed to be used in stupid discussions.
Whar is widely known in the phrase "Whar is Whar."
"Mia and Aero went to whar yesterday over whether or not berries are great sources of food."
by Darlinqqbunni January 15, 2022
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whar?

a question word that is, let's say, a bit silly... perhaps devious even... useable in a variety of contexts and in a variety of ways
person: my toilet was skibidized earlier today
friend: whar?
by FlingYourself July 08, 2024
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