Whale Wars

A tradition passed down from generations upon generations in which two young gentlemen partake in periodic challenges of whit and cunning. The two men wager upon how many "whales" they can "harpoon" in one night. In reality it's how many plus size woman they can hook up with at one party.

"Carson's bachelor party was pretty ridiculous last week. It started with taking shots and turned into a hardcore round of whale wars."

by Pistol Jobin September 1, 2012

Whale Wars

A game that can be played at any house party or drinking event. You pick a group of friends and let them know you are playing whale wars before you go to the party. Whoever hooks up with the fattest person or persons at the party wins the game.

Brian: Guys we are all playing whale wars at the party whoever wins gets 5$ from each of us
Johny: ok deal
Bobby: I call Karen

by Ella Hope October 23, 2013

Whale Wars!

The act of intensely searching for women that have whale like features at either a house party or fraternity party in a desperate attempt to prove to your colleagues that you are in fact, the real Captain Ahab of the sea.

Guy 1: Ok boys, get your harpoons out. It's gonna be rough tonight seas.

Guy 2: Whale Wars!

Guy 3: Whale Wars!

Guy 1: Hey man, did you see that Jeremy won Whale Wars last night?

Guy 2: Yea man, he brought that fat chick back out our place and tried to ann frank it

by MeatWallet09 April 19, 2012

Whale wars

A show that is on animal planet where brave men and women try and throw off the rude ways of the Japanese whaling fleet who go around killing poor inocent whales ILLEGALY so they can go and make a quick buck selling it to all their cousins to stuff their faces with.

whale wars rules

by huey poplockndropit July 20, 2009

Whale Wars

The best show on television. On this show Captain Paul Watson along with many other brave volunteers attempt to stop the illegal killing of whales.

"Hey did you watch Whale Wars last night?"
"Yeah, Paul Watson is a bad ass!"
"Yep those whalers got what they deserved!"

by S.T.O.R.M August 23, 2011

Whale warrior

Someone whos big. Large. Fat. Morbidly a beast, if you will.

DAMN YOURE A WHALE WARRIOR SLOW DOWN BEFORE YOU CAUSE AN EARTHQUAKE you make my earf quake yeah

by Tedwheeler July 2, 2024

Whale Warrior

Someone who struggles to walk without breathing heavily. Someone whos failing gym class. Someone who is horribly fat.

"Gosh, Abbi, that pizza was good, I'll have another slice!"

"You're a fucking whale warrior Dakota."

by ......H...... May 11, 2024