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webshite

Webshite is derrived from "a website that is shite"... hence webshite

Contrary to popular belief, it is not a mispronounced word originated from a Bond film starring Sean Connery.

webshite can also be used as an alternative word for spam
"This forum is complete webshite"

"What the hell is this webshite that's arrived in my In-box?"
by Mr.T, I pity da fool! October 12, 2004
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Niggerskin wetsuit

A wetsuit made of nigger skin.
Hey shane u gonna let me borrow that niggerskin wetsuit for surfing or what?
by Spleendid1 July 8, 2019
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Blowing Wet Shit

Blowing wet shit, or grotesque farts that cause one to require a change of shorts, walk with legs spread apart; often caused by consuming large amounts of fast food or other forms of hot grease
by Dungah December 18, 2008
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Mexican Wetsuit

Swimming at the beach or pool fully clothed. Often jeans and a shirt or shorts and a sweatshirt. Common on public beaches in Southern California, more often among females.
I forgot my swimsuit, but the water was so nice, I decided to use a mexican wetsuit.
by bigpoppabear November 14, 2007
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Wetsuit Wanker

Inspired by the words of fellow Inbetweeners classmates when describing Will, the 'new kid', as a "Briefcase Wanker".

Coined while on holiday in Cornwall, England, the term "Wetsuit Wanker" was used to describe the numerous surfers, bodyboarders and those who do neither of the above while still subscribing to the 'Surf Bum' lifestyle/image; the term also extends to anyone has appointed themselves the possition of 'Newquay Lifeguard' and proudly dons the respective hoody.

Wetsuit Wankers can be seen in and around most seaside towns in Cornwall and Devon; and, on the most part, serve no other purpose than to influence more impressionable people into participating in their Wetsuit Wankery.
"Are there any real shops in Newquay? M&S? Burtons? Or are there only shops for Wetsuit Wankers?"

"Oh no, he's gone and hired a wetsuit and now hes trying to bodyboard! Alass, our good friend has become a Wetsuit Wanker; we can no longer associate with him."
by Dan Ceiley August 18, 2008
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Your mum in a wetsuit

Like the insult yo mamma but much more funnier. Leaving people gobsmacked
Person: what you been up to today

Friend: your mum in a wetsuit

Every dabs continuously
by Jrbob1 December 9, 2016
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Webshite

A really shoddy & bad website which covers non-issues.
Websites which cover the life of non-entities like Britney, Lindsay & Paris deserve to be called webshites.
by Jay Divanji January 13, 2008
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