Wet Wipe

The act of ejaculating into your hands after masturbating and then proceeding to wipe your face in a forgetful manner. Resulting in your own ejaculation being smeared on your own face.

Boy: Awww that was a good wank...... OH SHIT I JUST WET WIPED MYSELF!

by EchidnaBeard May 26, 2016

Wet Wipe

When Edo won’t go on go-ape

I’m sorry Maddie I refuse to go on go ape because I’m such a wet wipe.

by Ratatouille7 August 16, 2021

wet wipe

someone who’s one way to express emotion is to cry

steve: *crying* this is the best day ever!
carol: steve, stop being such a wet wipe.

by seakins22 September 2, 2019

wet wipe

William

Will
Schmuck

Such a wet wipe

by Okbestie October 26, 2020

Wet Wipe

An absolute pussy, usually referring to frigid

Damn that cunt is a soppy wet wipe

by TopDonny February 12, 2020

Kentucky wet wipe

When you spit on the toilet paper and then wipe your butt with it.

I feel super fresh, clean, and confident after my Kentucky wet wipe.

by Craigt113 April 13, 2019

Alabama Wet Wipe

Where you spit on the toilet paper before wiping

Man my poope stuck to my butthole so I did an Alabama Wet Wipe and it worked like a charm

by Lilith_The_Destroyer November 2, 2020