Wesley Pipes

Funniest pornstar to ever hit the screen, hailing from Cali, you should read some of these quotes:

1. Suck this muthafuckin dick... you know I like my shit wet up lime a drive-by... Do a drive-by on this dick, Yeah there you go! You a Crip or sum'n huh? You Crip'n bitch!
2. Let me put my kids in ya mouth bitch... Imma turn yo throat into a foster home, take this nut!
3. Wesley: You stupid or you smart (3x's)

Chick: Smart (mouth full off cock)

Wesley: well work your brain like a college freshman and make it nasty for me.
4. Damn, I'm all the way in that ass! Dontchu shit on my dick. If I strike a nerve you better let me know.
5. Spit on my mufuckin balls, they should look like two discoballs in a second. Spit on them! Don't be shy, yu nekkid wit the cameras rollin'. Too late to be shy girl.

Guy1: you ever this cat Wesley Pipes?

Guy2: hell yeah, funnier than a mufucker too, too bad my girl hates him.

Guy1: Lets watch him roast this bbw

Guy2: ight

by FunnyGuyStuff December 15, 2016

Wesley Snipes

The Blackest man alive

I'm serious, Wesley Snipes really is the Blackest man alive.

by Ballysox May 4, 2006

Paul Wesley

Incredibly handsome actor from New Jersey. Well-known for his role as Stefan Salvatore on the CW's hit series, "The Vampire Diaries."

Sherri: "I'm from Jersey and I would love to run into Paul Wesley one day!"

Rachel: "Me too! He's so cute and seems so nice. He's such a talented actor! Especially as Stefan Salvatore."

Sherri: "I totally agree."

by SherBer April 28, 2011

wesley willis

My hero, he is the greatest song writer ever, using only a keyboard and a spectacular voice, he churned out hilarious songs. R.I.P.

"At the age of 46 Al Capone was a stupid jack ass."

by nick h June 10, 2004

Paul Wesley

Amazing actor, currently playing Stefan Salvatore in the vampire diaries.

Is able to make a girl pass out just by flashing his gorgeous abs.

Paul Wesley is the sexiest man alive. Don't even try to argue.

by InLoveWithPaulyTeeth May 1, 2011

Wesley

Very talented, crazy, friendly guy. Most people doubt their ablilities but Wesley's are very humble, kind, and loving. Sometimes they have a short temper. Not many people understand them or their way of thinking. They see the world how it is and not the way the want to see it. If you ever meet a Wesley, don't waste the opportunity.

Guy 1 "Wesley is so cool. I wish I could be him."
Guy 2 "Yeah he's so fucking cool! I don't even know man.."
Girl 1 "Oh you guys know Wesley? ...I am sooo in love with him <3"
Girl 2 "No way! He's mine! I heard that he's really good in bed too ;)"

by breanna_w August 19, 2013

Ohio Wesleyan

A small liberal arts school known as OWU (Oh-Woo). Kids who get in have the impression that they can sail through, but the work is demanding and a lot of freshmen flunk out. The frat scene is very busy because there is nothing else to do in Delaware, Ohio. The students are smart and kind of preppy. It's a place where you can get an excellent education even though a lot of people haven't heard of it.

"Ohio Wesleyan? Isn't that near Des Moines?"

"Um, no. It's in Ohio, not Iowa you stupid East Coaster."

by bostonmom March 8, 2010