A place in Massachusetts near boston. Probably over 90% white, with 0 mexicans. if your fat dont come here because no fast food is allowed. Most people without big houses here are still rich they just spend it on other things. If your house ( like mine) is under 1 million dollars your considered "poor." The children are mostly either failures, nerds or a few are just awesome. It was founded in 1869. Population 26,000. Best time to be here is spring. Summers to hot here, and the winters are like 10 degrees, but theres no snow.
"Hey what are you eating?"
"McDonalds"
"Your obviously not from wellesley"
"Im freezing"
"O is it snowing there?"
"No and theres none on the ground either."
O u must be in Wellesley"
"McDonalds"
"Your obviously not from wellesley"
"Im freezing"
"O is it snowing there?"
"No and theres none on the ground either."
O u must be in Wellesley"
by cbearofthtplace June 06, 2010
Rich white neighborhood thats has no booze and the gas is too expensive and where its always cold...and there are never parties and the cops suck
The average household income is almost quadruple that of the national average...and someone owns a V12 Vanquish
by Kid from Maryland October 20, 2004
A town in which 3/4 of the population are either dicks and 1/4 are assholes. Put it that way. About 99.9% of the kids in the schools are complete mindless idiots who actually need to check this site to learn the "cool words." Kids in Wellesley also generally jump on any stupid fad they find, and act like they are cool because of it (hence why last year, the whole school was trying to do the soulja boy dance to be cool, but ended up looking like idiots.) Kids in wellesley also own a cellphone by 6th grade, and own an Iphone by 8th. In fact, most of all of Wellesley loves to suck apple's dick, and is about 3/4 of their sales, because only kids in wellesley are stupid enough/have enough money to buy any overpriced crap they find, hence why all of them have about one pair of new shoes per week. Boys there find the need to find a hidden meaning in every word, and Girls can't resist saying that they love each other.
Most parent's in wellesley don't know shit about raising kids the right way, hence why most of the intelligence in Wellesley comes from foreign students/ones with foreign parents.
Old people in wellesley also find the need to override EVERYTHING in the fucking town, until all the schools are cardboard boxes with one teacher and all the kids have to share one book, all so they can't pay any taxes from their oh-so-precious retirement fund, the find that the kids can be damned. But also, for some reason, they allways approve anything to do with the country club, and that's why the country club is very fricken huge and is probably the biggest waste ever conceived.
Most parent's in wellesley don't know shit about raising kids the right way, hence why most of the intelligence in Wellesley comes from foreign students/ones with foreign parents.
Old people in wellesley also find the need to override EVERYTHING in the fucking town, until all the schools are cardboard boxes with one teacher and all the kids have to share one book, all so they can't pay any taxes from their oh-so-precious retirement fund, the find that the kids can be damned. But also, for some reason, they allways approve anything to do with the country club, and that's why the country club is very fricken huge and is probably the biggest waste ever conceived.
All of the above, and anything else written here about Wellesley, except for the idiots trying to defend their sacred town.
by Nobody That You Should Know February 03, 2009
Yes Wellesley is a rich town full of whites but though this pretty true not everyone has bmw/benz alot of people have american cars and asian cars, not all of them have leather seats ex: i have toyota seiana that is the least expensive and same with my honda crv. Also everyone who wears abracrombie is a girl or a loser in wellesley. but i didn't see anything mentioned about shoes i myself have 2 asics(expensive running shoes), vans, globes, connverse, leather shoes, crocs, and sandles... yes i know thats a lot shoes. Some people look at my env2 and are like your phone sucks, those are usually people who have a better phone or a bad one... why because there jealous. Oh and did i mention that almost everyone in the town has a north face yup, and if u loose it next day new, loose your phone next day even better phone. Yes wellesley were awesome lol not really.
by gillooly October 30, 2009
A college / town that's stuck in the 1950s where women used to go to find husbands, but now go to become strong independent women no one wants to date.
The women who go there will mostly argue with you - for proof check all the other definitions that try to make Wellesley sound like a nice quaint place instead of the land that time forgot.
The women who go there will mostly argue with you - for proof check all the other definitions that try to make Wellesley sound like a nice quaint place instead of the land that time forgot.
Brad: "I matched with some girl from Wellesley, should I go out with her"?
Chad: "Lmao no... she's 30 years old trying to find a husband on a dating app. Go date that waitress with a nice ass."
Chad: "Lmao no... she's 30 years old trying to find a husband on a dating app. Go date that waitress with a nice ass."
by whiskeyfoxtrot January 10, 2021
A nice town 12 miles west of Boston known for its excellent public school system, yet many people in Wellesley send their kids to private school anyway. Also Wellesley and Babson colleges are located here, but Wellesley is not a college town by any means. Although there is a lot going on in town, some neighborhoods can seem eerily quiet when you drive through them. Many people leave town during the summer, which is nice for everyone else because we do not have to sit in traffic and wait in line. Our newspaper is called the Townsman; it has a police blotter which recalls all crime and incidents for the past week, very entertaining to read. An average of three people are arrested in Wellesley each week, usually for drunk driving or driving without a license, so nothing interesting really happens here. We usually go to Natick or Framingham if we're looking for something to do. I don't know how many pizza places per capita there are in this town, but it seems like an awful lot. Anyway, many good restaurants in Wellesley as well as good, although sometimes overpriced ice cream/frozen yogurt places. Ray Allen lived here, and David Ortiz lives next door in Weston. Very nice, new library, and the best places to get lunch are the Linden Store and Wellesley Bakery. We're rivals with Needham, but we go to their driving school.
by even odds August 24, 2017
1) A town in suburban Boston that is supposedly one of the richest in the country. On any given day walking down Central Street you'll come across 50 newly-wed 20-30 something blonde housewives with a stroller or a kid in her arms, doing the daily round in Talbots after parking her BWM in a sea of other BMWs while her husband is out working in Boston as a portfolio manager in some investment management firm.
2) An all-women's college in the aforementioned town that is populated by many talented and friendly people but under the guidance of a staff adamant about the benefits of a single-sex education. The least "lesbianized" college out the Seven Sisters (Smith, Bryn Mawr, etc.) Well-known for its fuck truck and for providing a constant source of wives for the preppy men in Harvard and the nerdy men in MIT since its inception. Not to be confused with Wesleyan.
2) An all-women's college in the aforementioned town that is populated by many talented and friendly people but under the guidance of a staff adamant about the benefits of a single-sex education. The least "lesbianized" college out the Seven Sisters (Smith, Bryn Mawr, etc.) Well-known for its fuck truck and for providing a constant source of wives for the preppy men in Harvard and the nerdy men in MIT since its inception. Not to be confused with Wesleyan.
1) You can't get any liquor in Wellesley except in like 3 restaurants.
2) MIT Frat Guy: Sorry this party is for 21 and over only.
Wellesley Girl: I'm from Wellesley.
MIT Frat Guy: Common in.
2) MIT Frat Guy: Sorry this party is for 21 and over only.
Wellesley Girl: I'm from Wellesley.
MIT Frat Guy: Common in.
by blue zephyr February 15, 2005