welcome mat

a small patch of hair in the vaginal area above the clit, vagina, etc.. for men to wipe their mouths on while eating a woman out.

Hunny im sure glad you keep this welcome mat down here for me to wipe my mouth off with!

by annoynymous February 3, 2008

welcome mat

ungangly, unkept pussy hair which is shocking at first sight. Usually sighted on beaches and pools creeping out from the sides of swimwear.

That bitch's welcome mat was so big when I pulled off her panties a pterodactyl flew out!!

by Fman68 October 31, 2006

welcome mat

A tattoo just above the pubic region and below the belly button. This may also be known as a reverse tramp stamp.

When she took her pants off I saw her welcome mat

by white picket April 29, 2011

un~welcome mat

It's what you put out by your door when you don't want any company. You take the welcome mat indoors.

I was feeling like shit so I put the un~welcome mat out & brought the regular welcome mat indoors.

by Starchylde May 23, 2016

Wisconsin Welcome Mat

The act of two females performing oral sex on a man, one on each side of the penis resulting in them kissing while sucking. Aka "Heaven"

Dude, last night, these two girls gave me the Wisconsin Welcome Mat.

No waaaaaay!!!

Yes way! It was like an oral hot dog.

by Bolt Speeeeedman November 23, 2010

purple welcome mat

when your assfucked so hard that your rectum swells up and turnes purple.

im horny, roll out the purple welcome mat.

by jason dye May 15, 2003

Georgia welcome mat

Leaving a steaming hot pile of shit by the front door, so whoever enters will either step in it or smear it all over the floor when opening the door.

I knew that bitch of an ex was coming to Joey's, so I left her a Georgia welcome mat.

by TomH January 16, 2008