Weibel

Usually a handsome guy or girl....generally dark hair. some emo some not. either way they are hot! they sometimes have mood swings...like anyone else would. duh.

He is such a weibel!

by AnGeL @ HeArT February 27, 2011

small dick weisel mother fucker

term of endearment used by coach Evans when refering to his receivers. Also an insult towards any asshole who brings misfortune upon you. Great for road rage.

I cant beleive you pissed all over my mom's bathrobe you small dick weisel mother fucker!!!

by -Hammer February 27, 2005

Wifelfie

(wi-fel-fie) A picture that is taken of a man and his wife that is begrudgingly taken by oneself at request of the aforementioned wife. One can usually see the person's arm holding out the camera or in worst case scenario is taken with the use of a selfie stick.

Wife: Aw, we look so cute together. Take a pic of us so I can post on Insta.
Husband: Can't we eat out once without you wanting to take a wifelfie?

by WalterVonGuggenheim June 2, 2015

weigelstalking

To be stalked by a creepy, non-personality type person

Dude is weigelstalking that girl

by Bob Bummer January 12, 2008

wifelight

When you are really in the mood but your boo is super tired so you just use her as a sexual vessel.

“I was super horny last night but my wife was exhausted after Pilates so I totally used her as a wifelight

by Rrosekely August 5, 2018

Weigelism

Belief that was founded in 2008 by Andrew Weigel after the Flying Spagetti Monster warned him in a prophetic, shroom/acid-induced vision that all world religions were wrong and everyone is in fact their own God and there is no God at the same time. Then he climbed on to an Invisible Pink Unicorn and rode off into the south to spread the message and raise money for his church, the Church of Weigel, in hopes of getting enough funding to build a telescope capable of finding Russel's Teapot. The Church lives on to this day.

Some believe in Christianity, some believe in Buddism, I follow Weigelism.

by Dman999327 February 2, 2009

Weikel

One of the most unfotunate of people, lacks creativity, and isn't very well with the women.

Person A: dude did you see that guy get bitch slapped by precilla?
Person B: Yeah he's being a weikel
(both high five)

by mechanix369987 October 26, 2011