Weave is hair extentions sewn into your real hair ranging from straw-like to madame tussauds quality. Black females tend to wear this and the odd mixed-race person.
Shaneese: yeah babe, i love your new weave.
Abigail: but its making me itch bare. Its jarrin
or
*in a fight Crystal grabs at Bianca's hair in an attempt to pull out her weave*
Bianca: Ey wha yoo touchin ma weave for yoo boom ba clat!?
Abigail: but its making me itch bare. Its jarrin
or
*in a fight Crystal grabs at Bianca's hair in an attempt to pull out her weave*
Bianca: Ey wha yoo touchin ma weave for yoo boom ba clat!?
by TheORIGINALAfghanHound October 11, 2011
Get the Weavemug. One of the biggest abominations in the world.
Not all black women wear it( I in fact find it quite disgusting along with any sort of FAKE hair)
Worn by lazy people.
Used as a "protective styling" excuse
Embarrassing.
Not all black women wear it( I in fact find it quite disgusting along with any sort of FAKE hair)
Worn by lazy people.
Used as a "protective styling" excuse
Embarrassing.
by I'mHuman April 10, 2015
Get the Weavemug. by The Spastic Alto July 4, 2018
Get the Weavemug. wig, fake hair, horse hair usually used by women who are too lazy to style their own hair. Other times they are used by women with medical issues, and have legitimate concerns about their public appearance as they have no other choice.
For the women who don't have medical issues, they are usually the ones always complaining about guys being fake and misrepresenting themselves, but yet they have no problem sporting a wig acting like its their own hair. Men have a lot more respect for women that take care of and style their own hair whether it be long or short.
About 80% of the women who wear weaves are usually shallow, lazy, stuck up, gold diggers, and/or have serious self confidence issues. Best to avoid this type unless you just want a one night stand. If they are too lazy to take care of their own appearance, chances are they are also too lazy to get a job, pay bills, or clean around the house.
For the women who don't have medical issues, they are usually the ones always complaining about guys being fake and misrepresenting themselves, but yet they have no problem sporting a wig acting like its their own hair. Men have a lot more respect for women that take care of and style their own hair whether it be long or short.
About 80% of the women who wear weaves are usually shallow, lazy, stuck up, gold diggers, and/or have serious self confidence issues. Best to avoid this type unless you just want a one night stand. If they are too lazy to take care of their own appearance, chances are they are also too lazy to get a job, pay bills, or clean around the house.
Harry: "I saw Keisha yesterday and she had 15 inches of hair, I didn't realize her hair was that long, because she usually just wears an ugly shower cap all day"
Spencer: "You big dummy! that aint her real hair! She is too lazy to take care of her own hair, so she just buys weaves all the time"
Spencer: "You big dummy! that aint her real hair! She is too lazy to take care of her own hair, so she just buys weaves all the time"
by NHRATS January 2, 2012
Get the Weavemug. 
Attempted by many, but mastered by only some. To weave is to find your way out of trouble with a minimum of fuss, or to tag along or find your way into a situation (for the better) you weren't initially supposed to be in.
Also a form of sporting follower. A 'weaver' will weave their way into any situation, and 'get ahead of themselves', or 'overachive'.
Also a form of sporting follower. A 'weaver' will weave their way into any situation, and 'get ahead of themselves', or 'overachive'.
by chipper2 October 22, 2010
Get the Weavemug. by Please call June 16, 2018
Get the Weavemug.