weatherman

Someone who constantly screws up the only job they have to do.

That guy in accounting is such a weatherman - all he has to do is post invoices and he can't even do that correctly.

by SnowedInAgain January 26, 2011

German weatherman

An extremely good looking male or female. Normally used by annoying people from girls schools who say random alot.

Oh my gosh, Jim is a German weatherman. Random!

by 169% CúlaBúla May 16, 2006

weatherman

A Weatherman is a member of the Weathermen Underground. (Inactive.) The Weathermen Underground emerged from the New Democratic Left and SNCC conference of 1968, comprising a small core group of activists (civil rights and peace activists, proponents of direct action and civil disobedience). The Weathermen Underground then banded into self-selected affinity groups---the core group much smaller than public image allowed---and organized direct actions. The group/movement took their name from the Dylan lyric, "you don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows," and claimed responsibility for a number of direct actions in protest of the Vietnam War.

Bernadine Horn is a high-profile activist and weatherman who was wanted by the FBI for over a decade. Bill Ayers is another. (After turning themselves in, in the 80's, both Ayers and Horn were exonerated.)

by star-blasted muslin proscenium May 4, 2009

Weatherman's Vagina

The shape made by joining the finger tips and thumb tips together, while making a vagina shape in front of the groin.

Often seen on TV weather broadcasts as the weatherman tries to find something to do with his hands.

Used as a vulgar gesture in heavy industry to indicate that someone else is a "big cunt". In this case the "vagina" is opened and closed to draw attention.

Wow, the weatherman's vagina looks good tonight. He sure knows how to show off his stuff.

by Keith Russell October 10, 2007

Weathervaning

The act of a Dom making ones gimp sit on a dildo at the peak of a roof and pointing towards the direction of the wind.

According to that weathervaning gimp, the wind is from the east today.

by Twat pringle May 5, 2022

Weatherman

Someone you beat on a regular basis.

I'm gonna have to beat the weatherman.

by Sniffingmonster July 20, 2009

weatherman

A reach-around. Then it rains on you.

The weatherman said "Tonight it will reach around 50 degrees, followed by showers"...

by Boring Aaron November 7, 2009