Weak Sauce

Describes an event or object that lacks inesnity and/or fails to fully accomplish its purpose. Used to degrade, or convey ones dissatisfaction in something.
That concert was weak sauce, I can't believe I paid to see it.

Or

Your Face is weak sauce.
by Little Dog Monk August 30, 2006
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Weak-sauce

The utmost example of lame.

The pinnacle of pointlessness.

Weak-sauce is best used as an adjective to decribe how pitifully someone has failed when they were actually trying their very best.
When motivating your children:

"Really son, is that the best you can do? What is that? A TURD!!! You are supposed to be drawing a picture of your family for this homework assignment! Do you hate us? Would you prefer living on the street? That finger painting is so WEAK-SAUCE!!! No, you are weak-sauce!
by Malek Taus January 19, 2008
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Weak-Sauce

lame, bad, performing poorly, opposite of money. (History). Originally coined by Craig's friend from college, Danny, weak-sauce has become a much needed buzzword in the lame, not cool category, with thanks to Boomer Esiason and Marv Albert who used it on an Monday Night Football broadcast in '02.
The Denver Nuggets scored 68 points in the entire game yesterday, making their offensive output weak-sauce.
by Steve&Craig November 05, 2003
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weak sauce

Something considered to be extremely lame, disappointing, or undesirable could be described as "weak sauce." The term originates from a technique used in hockey called a sauce shot. A wobbly sauce shot is refered to as "weak sauce," hence the negative connotation.
Grant: Ha Ha! I just scuffed your shoes.

Cyrus: Weak sauce man.
by Batmanuel December 06, 2007
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Weak Sauce

When a man's semen doesn't contain sperm, typical after a vasectomy.
"My man got fixed so he has that weak sauce"

Girl: "Fuck, put on a condom"
Guy: "Don't worry babe, I got weak sauce"
by wafflegirl1996 March 21, 2019
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Weak Sauce

Something which is pathetic. Can be one word or two.
by Jesus M. Christ November 26, 2007
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Weak Sauce

1) A huge bitch-ass nigga, where no matter what happens they cannot change the fact that they are a BITCH-ASS NIGGA!

2) Any fast-food sauce where its taste is/would/can never meet the standard of any other type of sauce.

Adv. Adj. N.
Weak Sauce Nigga: Yo y'all heard dat?

Everyone Else: What are you talking about?

Weak Sauce Nigga: I thinks dats da PO-lice!!

Everyone Else: Nah you're bugging!

Weak Sauce Nigga: You know this da time when dem pigs are out, trying to crack down on niggas smoking pot!

Everyone Else: NAH! You're bugging!!

Weak Sauce Nigga: Nah imma dip, dat shit aint no joke!

(weak sauce nigga leaves)

*Everyone else finishes the fat blunt

Everyone Else: Yo that nigga is WEAK SAUCE, that was nothing but a raccoon in the trash can.

Moral of the Story: You got a FAT BLUNT going and you bail cause you hear a fucking sound. You are WEAK SAUCE!
by Witnesser To Weaksauce November 04, 2011
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