wayne gretzky

The greatest hockey player that ever lived.

Until Wayne Gretzky, I didn't even know LA had a hockey team.

by hee December 28, 2005

wayne gretzky

Canada's King and royal family

Wayne Gretzky's daughter is hot

by torontobob December 28, 2005

wayne gretzky

a huge or massive hit while smoking weed (hard hit).

damn that hit was wayne gretzky !

by dklovesthatbk November 26, 2009

wayne gretzky

When you're fucking a girl, and all of your buddies are in the closet with hockey uniforms and hockey sticks, and when you climax, they all come out and beat the shit out of the chick.

Dude we taped the Wayne Gretzky last night! bob got arrested!

by ian April 25, 2004

wayne gretzky

When you bang a girl who hasn't showered for three periods. AKA Courtney Love.

When I was banging the lunch lady, she totally gave me a wayne gretzky.

by Brent C July 4, 2006

The Wayne Gretzky

The rules of THE WAYNE GRETZKY:
A must, have a buddy who plays hockey (THIS IS A MUST of authenticity purposes)

1) Your hockey playing buddy hides in the closet

2) You bang your girl on your bed, fucking hardcore style motherfucker!!!

3) Then your hockey playing buddy rushes out of the closet and proceedes to pumble the ever-living SHIT out of her

4) LOL cuz that shit is funny HAHAHAHAHA

Yo Bro, I did The Wayne Gretzky on my girl last night and ooy boy let me tell you was she ever mad. LOL

by Edgardo Daniel Sanchez December 20, 2010

Wayne Gretzky

The biggest nancy boy to ever play the sport of hockey. Someone who will never amount to Mario Lemieux.
See Also wannabe sissy afraid

"The ref called a penalty because that player almost hit Wayne Gretzky ."

by McLovin15 October 20, 2008