its a kinda small city fill with stones there are snobby rich people that are dicks but even most of them smoke also there's nothing to do except smoke and right now the chillest spot to hang is at subway but hardly no one does it because the cops are dicks in wilsonville
by pocket's August 23, 2009
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the local hangout spot is the parking lot inbetween tacobell and wendys. it is a magical spot filled with magic and wonder. and weed.
its all about the weed. no insano hardcore drugs. just weed. and some alcoholics... but mostly weed.
it has been known to have some "dank ass shit" in wilsonville. the locals will all agree.
there is an old insanasylum which has been abandoned and is now being converted into housing. local school age children priviously explored in damish and had some sweet times. now all they have, since the renovation of damish, is to go check out the "hobo shack" and the dead body which is found alongside a creekbed in the sketchier side of town. the hobo shack is pretty skecth too, but has less dead bodies. mostly hobos. which don't count as people.
wilsonville is a bit of a shithole. there isnt much to do. but you can drive places and its pretty awesome. or just get baked. or get drunk. we know how to do it in wilsonville
the local hangout spot is the parking lot inbetween tacobell and wendys. it is a magical spot filled with magic and wonder. and weed.
its all about the weed. no insano hardcore drugs. just weed. and some alcoholics... but mostly weed.
it has been known to have some "dank ass shit" in wilsonville. the locals will all agree.
there is an old insanasylum which has been abandoned and is now being converted into housing. local school age children priviously explored in damish and had some sweet times. now all they have, since the renovation of damish, is to go check out the "hobo shack" and the dead body which is found alongside a creekbed in the sketchier side of town. the hobo shack is pretty skecth too, but has less dead bodies. mostly hobos. which don't count as people.
wilsonville is a bit of a shithole. there isnt much to do. but you can drive places and its pretty awesome. or just get baked. or get drunk. we know how to do it in wilsonville
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A suburb of Portland full of stoners and whores, a waste of time, a useless city full of useless people.
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Get the Wacksonville mug.A high school in wilsonville that is known for having high education standards. However, all of the kids at Wilsonville High School fuckheads and are homosexual. This causes one to question; why the fuck does any one go to this school? No one knows. Also, Billy is a whore.
Kid A: "I saw Billy at Wilsonville High School last night."
Kid B: "Oh, yeah? What was he doing"
Kid A: "Begging for cock."
Kid B: "Gross."
Kid B: "Oh, yeah? What was he doing"
Kid A: "Begging for cock."
Kid B: "Gross."
by School Principle February 7, 2008
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For their winter formal dance, the students of Wilsonville High School wore tie-dye and neon clothes. What unbelievable douches.
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Ayy bro wanna go be bros and smoke some fat bowls, go to school for a bit then dich school and smoke some more, then go hang out in Wilsonville?
by ASBCQW March 7, 2011
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