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Watkins. 

A rather insane girl who in a radio 1 tedious link stylee got her nickname WATKINS!!! after being called ian for a week finally settled on watkins named after of course the amazing (NOT) ian watkins or better known as H from steps its compicated.
is it a bird (yes) is it a plane no its Ian, hang on ian but shes a she no its Watkins cool!
Watkins. by ding-a-ling October 4, 2003
A 'Watkins' is the name given to a person who enjoys engaging in sexual acts with animals.
Hey Joe did you toss off your dog last summer?

Joe: Yeah I'm a total Watkins!
Watkins by WATTERZ94 July 13, 2010
A person who is sad and moody all the time.

A person who is obsessed with Apple computers.

Emo

One who's farts are as emo as him and cut his asshole on the way out.

A person who collects razorblades.

A person who thinks he's getting out of the military any time soon.

A stalker photographer who claims to have sex with women who are unbelievably out of his league.

A person who makes up girlfriends.
Watkins, Shut the F**k up!!!
Watkins by Toolguy June 4, 2009
A person who says he will soon retire but doesn't.
Boy' that Kevin always says he'll Watkins! It's been over a year now!
watkins by Retired and lovin it! December 22, 2009
Wearing a pink shirt and building a bike shed
Mate I had an absolute Watkins today
Watkins by Clem94 November 14, 2020
noun/

a godly cat that is morbidly obese

adjective/
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Watkins by plum32 May 4, 2022