by Missyknowsall September 15, 2009
(correct definition) When a girl fills her mouth completely with water and proceeds to suck your dick. You then blow your load in her mouth and give her cheeks a big ole smack and pop that mofuckin water balloon. Hilarity ensues.
I water ballooned my girlfriend because she lost a bet and now she isn't speaking to me but I don't give a shit because I water ballooned her.
by fittNasty April 14, 2009
When you wrap up and, mid smash, wait to get just soft enough to piss into the condom. Fill it up. Slyly withdrawal, pinching and tying off the "balloon". Run.
Ah shit man, I dont think I'm coming to the party.
Why not?
I water ballooned Marika last weekend, not sure if she ever got it out after. Either way, she's gonna be pissed.
Why not?
I water ballooned Marika last weekend, not sure if she ever got it out after. Either way, she's gonna be pissed.
by party on April 03, 2015
by Bottle Blondy May 20, 2013
Trumps everything thrown in Paper, Rock, Scissors, and therefore, life. Seen on the TV show "Friends".
by RansomedStallion March 10, 2015
A term to describe cumming into an uninflated balloon, turning it into a semen-balloon and throw it at kids at a birthday party and watch to see the kids' reaction when they realize what's on them
by Rionox February 23, 2023
A sexual act involving 3 people, at least 2 of whom are men, in which one person's mouth and anus are simultaneously penetrated by a penis which then fills each cavity with urine.
- Dude, we should totally go water ballooning tonight!
- Honey, thanks for that romantic dinner -- now let's get a third so you can water balloon me!
- Oy, what a night! I got hella water ballooned and am totally wrecked today.
- Honey, thanks for that romantic dinner -- now let's get a third so you can water balloon me!
- Oy, what a night! I got hella water ballooned and am totally wrecked today.
by m.a.t.t.y. August 13, 2008