water bottle

An exceptionally large penis that can release seminal fluid many feet. 9 inches AT LEAST.

Slut1: How big is your boyfriend
Slut2: Like 10 inches
Slut1: what's that like?
Slut2: A water bottle in your coolie.

by TommyTubervillelicksmyballs September 27, 2007

water bottling

When a man is so sexually excited that he runs a hot bath and only puts the head of his erect penis in, which makes him cum imediately into the hot water. Masturbation, sans the mess. Also, more discreet.

John had a huge boner, but he was afraid to have his parents here him jack off, so he went water bottling.

by BPhizzle November 24, 2005

the water bottle

A position executed during certain aquatic types of sexual intercourse. For example, in the bath, at your local water park, in the shower, the village lake, etc. It is an upside down position therefore it is recommended that all participants are able to hold their breath underwater for 7 minutes minimum.

She took the towns baker to the village lake when she craved the intense feeling of the water bottle.

by Thewaterbottlequeen September 1, 2017

Water bottle

An object for men to insert penises or dildo to store excess fluid

Sluts vagina have several water bottle

by Koloshnokov Baby July 23, 2009

Water bottle

The best fucking food item you will ever find. Literally on the planet you will never find a better food item.

So I ate my steak and just vowed down on my water bottle.

by lil’ blu3 December 27, 2018

water bottle

When one takes a piss in the water tank of a toilet making the toilet flush yellow the next few flushes. Usually done with a "top shelf".

Hey, my buddy Jeff bought a new house the other day, so for a house warming gift, I gave him a water bottle!

by Seawall September 21, 2008

Water Bottling

A sex act involving at least 2 participants, one equipped with some kind of ejaculatory penetrative device. One person is administered an enema using at least 1 water bottles worth of fluid, after which they hold the contents in their anal tract while being penetrated. After the latter participant ejaculates, the former is filmed (either by one of the previous two participants or by another person) shitting the contents of the water bottle, the cum, and their own feces into the mouth of the latter, who poses with the initial bottle. The footage is then sent over all possible platforms to the manufacturer of said bottle.

Roger: Whoa man, did you see that video of Peggy and Josh water bottling the other night?
Ali: Yea bro, I heard Ozarka sponsored them after seeing it and they're shooting porno site specific adds for them now, mad crazy

by DJ Bepis October 14, 2020