A sexual act where a willing partner lies on his or her back with a towel over their face. At this point, their partner will urinate on the towel whilst eating peri-peri chicken wings. Yum yum!!
Sally thought she had the measure of me in the bedroom until I hit her with the old Portuguese Water Board!
by cjs dirty mind January 23, 2011
Get the Portuguese Water Boardmug. by Cuchieman November 9, 2020
Get the Water boarding at Guantanamo baymug. by Lord darkseid September 25, 2022
Get the Water boardingmug. When a girl squats over your face while grabbing onto your head and peeing directly onto your face hence making it hard to breathe while she is pissing on you.
by snoozieWTF September 9, 2025
Get the Golden water boardmug. Where you eat a ton of Taco Bell the day before, then procede to take a huge watery shit on someone’s face
by Gbad/loving it December 21, 2020
Get the Taco Bell water boardmug. The act of sexual torture when a male ejaculates on a piece of cloth then puts it over the females face, causing the female to lose oxygen, and get turned on at the same time!
Johnny gave Mellisa the old Nebraskan water boarding last night, we didn’t hear from her this morning.
by Camden Scott April 22, 2025
Get the Nebraskan water boardingmug.